Humour
Twelve ways to celebrate BC Day like a true British Columbian
July 27, 2015On August 3, residents across the province will celebrate the statutory holiday British Columbia Day, or BC Day. What are people supposed to do to commemorate such an occasion? No one’s really sure, but here are 12 activities that we’ve decided are certifiably-authentic ways to celebrate BC day in Vancouver. 1. Partake in a yoga class. 2. Complain about people doing yoga outside on Aboriginal Day. 3. Complain about Christy Clark and her push for LNG expansion in this province. 4. Complain about Kinder Morgan and how futile complaining about Kinder Morgan probably is. 5. Complain about how warm the…
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Tips on how to have the best ginger-beach season of your life
July 27, 2015It’s almost August, which means beach season for all you red-haired beach bums is only a few months away. And while you might be wondering how the season snuck up on you so quickly, much like the full-body suit you…
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My Drunk Recipes: chicken and waffles and ranch
July 27, 2015Mmm, nothing screams “comfort food” like a plate of fried chicken accompanied by a stack of homemade waffles. However, since variety is the tequila of life, we’re taking this old favourite and giving it a fresh start by pairing the…
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Pair of tutorial classmates calling it quits after 12 weeks of being acquaintances
July 27, 2015File this article under the “uh-oh” column of bad news: The Peak has received confirmation from multiple sources that second-year Brady Chips and third-year Thomas Finkle, one of SFU’s hottest pair of acquaintances, will be calling it quits on their…
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Laugh Track: Dino Archie
July 21, 2015“It’s nice to meet you, man,” Dino Archie smiles at me from across the table, then pauses before asking a follow-up, “I haven’t met you before, right?” Archie and I are seated in the back patio of a Cambie Street…
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HUMOUR: Ash’s Squirtle called out of retirement to help battle BC wildfires
July 21, 2015With over 200 wildfires (as of print time) currently blazing across British Columbia, the provincial government has called Ash Ketchum’s Squirtle out of retirement to help combat the growing numbers. A once prominent member of the Pokémon trainer’s roster, Ash’s…
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Ten statements that demonstrate how confusing it is to live in the year 2015
July 21, 2015“Boy, I sure wish it would rain in Vancouver.” “I wonder what will happen in the new season of Twin Peaks.” “Have you listened to Hilary Duff’s new album? It’s pretty good.” “If only BC was like Alberta and had…
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HUMOUR: Courses we’d like to see offered for the upcoming Fall semester
July 13, 2015Last week marked the beginning of course registration for Fall 2015, which means you’ve probably already sifted through the uninteresting crap being force-fed into your timetable. An unfortunate reality is that picking a course load for the next semester quickly…
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This week in comics
July 13, 2015[caption id="attachment_85054" align="alignnone" width="240"] It's Barbecue Season (by Serena Chan)[/caption] Seagull Square (by Jill Mandrake) The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man (by Jacey Gibb) Pun 2 3 (by Sarah Walker) Creator's Pet (by Destiny Hsu)
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