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Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: July 5–11
July 3, 2021By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer ARIES: Don’t be shy . . . start dipping your Flamin’ Hot Cheetos in milk. Don’t let anyone dull your spice except you, sweetie. TAURUS: Have you ever thought about how terrible the English language is? Do you think it would be worse if the plural of house was hice or the plural of louse was louses? GEMINI: The stars say you would be really great at, uh, either track and field or stripping. It’s hard to tell, but there are definitely metal poles involved. Get past the hurdles and raise your bar. CANCER:…
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Choose Your Own Adventure: the return-to-campus edition
July 3, 2021By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer INTRO: So, this is it. You half-smile, half-cringe at the scaffolding as you take in the campus. Maybe it’s your first time entering Burnaby Mountain’s concrete abyss, or maybe it’s your thousandth. Either way, you…
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Courses SFU should introduce
June 29, 2021By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer Not needing parental validation | 48 credits (B-Soc) Do you find yourself having to justify your degree and its “worth” to your parents? This short 16-semester-long course will be valuable as a FASS student. You’ll…
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Better celebration alternatives for July 1st
June 28, 2021By: Nancy La, Staff Writer Are you still whipping out the maple leaf flag and proudly shooting fireworks to celebrate Canada Day? Honey, you have to wake up! Countries are not real. You’re technically living on stolen land! Instead of celebrating…
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The tales of a stranded SFU student
June 28, 2021By: Paige Riding, Copy Editor 11:33 a.m. If you’re reading this, it’s too late. It appears I’m past the point of saving out here. The sun is beating down on me. This heatwave is proving worse than I ever imagined. I…
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Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: June 28–July 4
June 28, 2021By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor ARIES: I have no groundbreaking recommendation for you because I know you’re going to ignore me and jump headfirst into the latest pop-garbage tune playing on the radio. Maybe give Olivia Rodrigo’s new album a…
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What niche characterized your queer adolescence?
June 25, 2021By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer Have you ever realized you were queer and then realized the signs were definitely there when you were a teenager? This quiz will take you back to those endearingly embarrassing days. Warning: doing this quiz…
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Dear Peakie
June 25, 2021By: Sara Brinkac, Peak Associate and Knower of All Dear Peakie, I’ve been trying to find the perfect barbecue to buy for my dad. My budget is about $5. Please help. Sincerely, Broke Bloke Hi Broke Bloke, buying presents for your…
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Biology students asked to download Grindr for research purposes
June 24, 2021By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer Biology students are claiming new identities after their REM 388 professor mistakenly assigned them a gay hookup app for homework. Borne out of a misunderstanding about gay connotations for words like “bear” and “otter,” Dr.…
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Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: June 21–27
June 24, 2021By: Paige Riding, Copy Editor ARIES: Everyone shuns you for the water containers piling up in your room, but what about the unabashed fake scenarios you fall asleep to each night? Thirsty doesn’t even begin to cut it, but I’m…
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