HUMOUR
Professor set assignment due date time of 10:00 a.m.
November 25, 2021By: Craig Allan, Peak Associate Professor Backenangel in the anthropology department upset his students by setting a due date for 10:00 a.m. instead of 11:59 p.m. on October 26. Students panicked at this announcement, fearing the time would affect their procrastination. Many of the students feel it is customary for assignments to be due at the end of the day and no earlier. Matt Leal, a second-year anthropology student, was shocked by the announcement. He said, “I always get my assignments done at the last minute, but with this 10:00 a.m. time, what am I supposed to do? Get up…
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Your SFU Horoscopes: October 18–24
November 25, 2021By: Finn Power, SFU Student ARIES: Today you might find yourself feeling strong anger and boredom. It may be beneficial to consider taking up stress-relief activities like petty theft or joining a punk-rock band. TAURUS: I can only imagine you’re…
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Recipes for disaster
November 25, 2021By: N.T., Peak Associate and Carter Hemion, Humour Editor Pocket Full of Sunshine A simple snack for struggling students By Carter Hemion, Humour Editor Ingredients: Debit card with no more than $7.04 A balled up tissue Pocket fuzz (at least…
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Zoom took me hostage (again)
November 25, 2021By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor October 4 10:27 a.m.: Oh fuck. My transcript stopped working two minutes ago and the text is glitched. I feel like I’m seeing Zoom through those drunk goggles they made us wear in seventh grade…
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Your SFU Horoscopes: October 11–17
November 25, 2021By: Chitransh Motwani, SFU Student ARIES: Well, we know you’re excited for Halloween and your ghostly spirit is at its peak, but turn down your party playlist this weekend because all your housemates have midterms coming up. TAURUS: We all…
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SFU Student Updates: Oct 11–17
November 25, 2021By: Finn Power, SFU Student Key Updates We heard your pleading cries for change at Convocation Mall Worry no more, the tiles between Convocation Mall will be changed yet again! SFU has long committed to promoting positive change in our…
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There are slugs in my kitchen but I’m a Humour writer so it’s funny
November 25, 2021By: Jacob Mattie, Peak Associate There are slugs in my kitchen. As someone who uses this kitchen, I am not happy about this. However, as a writer for The Peak’s Humour section, I am ecstatic about this goldmine of schadenfreude-inspiring…
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Student drops class for a serotonin boost
November 25, 2021By: Craig Allan, SFU Student It was 2:30 in the morning, and I stared at my class selections on goSFU. I picked three classes to ease myself into school, knowing I would drop one of them. What were those classes?…
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How to prepare for midterms in four easy steps
November 25, 2021By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor Editor’s note: this piece was inspired by content creator JASH’s “How To Lose Weight in 4 Easy Steps!” on YouTube. Get plenty of sleep A tired brain is an unhappy brain. Make sure you are…
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Top tips for success at SFU from a (struggling) student
November 25, 2021By: Chitransh Motwani, SFU Student Take a nap. University is tiring, and we all love napping, so why don’t you just skip that maths class and take a nap instead? Start that huge assignment just before the deadline. They say…
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