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SFU administration announces updated health measures
November 25, 2021By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor SFU administration announced updated health and safety guidelines applicable to all three campuses. The new guidelines, rather than focusing on pressing issues of the pandemic, highlight more general measures for accessibility and safety. Health & Counselling Services to close In an effort to better serve students’ health, all Health & Counselling Services (HCS) locations will be closing by the end of 2021. HCS representatives confirmed they will reduce services through the end of the year until permanently closing. The official statement said, “Students can do anything they put their minds to. By giving them sick…
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Your SFU horoscopes: November 1–7
November 25, 2021By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor ARIES: Never make a bet with a communication student. They will ruin you and they have the forbidden knowledge and skillset to make sure the whole world hears about it. In fact, avoid communication students…
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Top Ten things to do with leftover pumpkins after Halloween
November 25, 2021By: Victoria Lopatka, Staff Writer Let them rot in your room to distract from your lack of décor You moved into your dorm room in September, but it looks exactly like it did on move-in day: scratched-up white walls, beige…
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Top Ten things to carve into a pumpkin
November 25, 2021By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor The SkyTrain What literally connects SFU students better than anything else? The Expo line is always an option between any two campuses, which anyone who’s suffered the transit between may recall. Pay homage to U-Pass…
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Your SFU Horoscopes: October 25–31
November 25, 2021By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor ARIES: Play “Monster Mash” on repeat at a reasonable, quiet volume in every public space you inhabit. Nobody can tell you it’s too loud, but they can get it stuck in their heads for days…
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Last-minute costumes that will make people think you’re creative
November 25, 2021By: Jacob Mattie, Peak Associate Raisin [caption id="attachment_119837" align="alignnone" width="200"] PHOTO: Gudrun Wai-Gunnarsson / The Peak[/caption] This is a Halloween classic. Grab a black garbage bag, cut some arm holes in the sides, and one at the top to stick…
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The Secret Life of an SFU Vampire
November 25, 2021By: Tamanna T., Staff Writer Have you ever wondered what dwells in the empty townhouses when everyone goes to sleep after a long day of stressful classes? Well, look no further, because the horror that lives within those walls is…
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SFUnexplained: Criminology monitors paranormal activity
November 25, 2021By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor Have you ever visited SFU’s most popular department and wondered why they have so many cameras? Have you felt like you’re being watched, even when every other student’s eyes are glued to their work? Know…
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