HUMOUR
Top Ten loopholes for your New Year’s resolutions
January 12, 2022By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor “Save more money” People are always so stressed about money. Saving this, spending that, “there’s no room in the budget for a 16 ft statue of you sir.” But our problem lies not in our obsession with money but in our adherence to currency. Concerning yourself with a nationally sanctioned mint is so 2021. Be a millionaire today on your own terms. Did you know I’m currently the world’s richest man (in terms of cool coins)? “Exercise regularly” So often people approach this statement with a narrow mind thinking they have to exercise regularly.…
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Dining with sophistication: The worst dining experience of my career
January 12, 2022Restaurant: Chilcotin 16 Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ Location: Lower East Campus in the Townhouse District Appetizer: Eastern fusion noodles with chicken flavour Entrée: Crusted Pork with winter vegetables Dessert: House cheesecake I would like to precede this review by assuring all…
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Your SFU horoscopes: January 10–14
January 11, 2022By: Luke Faulks, Staff Writer ARIES: After horoscopes have repeatedly failed to accurately predict the ups and downs of your life, you’re starting to doubt their efficacy. At least until right now, when the stars — and I — absolutely…
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Jason’s home making tips and life hacks for 2022
January 11, 2022By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer What’s up, blessed folks? It’s me, Jason. You know me: I’m everywhere, man. I’m at Tim Horton’s meeting Tim Horton himself. I’m in your classroom lifting up the dumbbells of Kant philosophy. I ascend everywhere…
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LEAKED: SFU and UBC to announce joint holiday celebration
November 30, 2021By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor BURNABY, BC — With a recording of a leaked phone call, an anonymous whistleblower shared news of an SFU and UBC collaboration for the first time in 23 years. Presidents Joy Johnson and Santa J.…
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SFU Student Updates: November 29–December 5
November 29, 2021By: N.T., Peak Associate Key Updates SFU to launch toboggan rental service According to an extensive poll, 99.9% of SFU students would like a way to go down Burnaby Mountain when buses stop running due to snowstorms. In preparation for…
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Best and worst choices: 2021 edition
November 28, 2021By: Tamanna T., Staff Writer The fall 2021 semester coming to an end makes me wonder what I actually learned this year at SFU (it certainly wasn’t anything academic). As someone who has experienced many, many bizarre things on campus…
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SFU’s Earth Science Department has their own bones and no-bones days
November 28, 2021By: Tamanna T., Staff Writer Professor Xiomara Singh from SFU’s earth science department has initiated her own version of Bones Day, inspired by Noodle the pug from TikTok. SFU has allocated $82,000 to this project, led by Singh and her…
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Top 10 holiday gifts for SFU students
November 28, 2021By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor A framed photo of SFU administration In moments of peace and times of despair, I always think of my loved ones. Help a student in your life feel comfort with a framed photo of SFU’s…
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2022 Bingo
November 28, 2021By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer Plain text from image: After another chaotic year of saying, “Well, I didn’t have that on my 2021 bingo card” every time something unpredictable happens. It’s time to pick up the slack and prepare for…
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