HUMOUR
A class-ic mistake
April 2, 2022By: Craig Allan, Peak Associate First year SFU student Jerry Falogie has recently made a substantial impact on student discourse this March. While a campus-wide demand of course restructuring is in motion, not many are aware of what sparked it. The Peak sat down with student Jerry Falogie to learn how a non-refundable misunderstanding became the leading topic of SFU senate proceedings. “I was so excited for my history of rap class,” stated Falogie to The Peak. His classes were all picked, his books all ready, and Falogie was so eager to get to the campus. “I thought I was…
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Dear Peakie
April 1, 2022By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer and All Knowing Dear Peakie, My roommate keeps eating my eggs, but when I confront them they completely deny it! They say either I have a bad memory or someone else is eating them. We’re…
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Top ten reasons SFU is better than UBC
March 28, 2022By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor Our campus isn’t the worst Separate buildings across a 400 hectare campus? What is that? Who needs that much space? While UBC students are bragging about their “campus culture” SFU students will be happily walking…
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Horoscopes: March 28–April 1
March 28, 2022By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer and prank expert ARIES You love a good sitcom prank. As overdone as the whipping cream-sleep-feather routine might be, it also never fails to get you a laugh (track). Watch out this April Fool’s day though,…
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Oscar Watch 2022
March 22, 2022By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor Oscar night is approaching and glamour is in the air! While it may be an exciting time for film buffs and movie lovers alike, you may feel a little lost on which films to check out…
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SFU Student Updates March 21–25
March 22, 2022By: Luke Faulks, Staff Writer Key Updates SFU Board celebrates [placeholder]’s student activism in recent policy shift SFU has a proud history of student activism going back nearly 60 years. Sometimes that activism is a direct challenge to the university to…
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Top Ten ways to recover from a fall
March 22, 2022By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer 1. Pretend to propose Since you’re on the ground already, you might as well just stay on your knees and start proposing to the person in front of you. Say they got you so excited you…
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Finding your soul style
March 16, 2022By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer Hello my little seeds, Have you longed for the perfect type of clothing for your flesh vessel? Be not afraid. I am Sylvia XVII. I have descended directly from my plane to your simple world to…
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Top Ten SFU Student Phrases
March 16, 2022By: Hannah Kazemi, Peak Associate 1. “Do you think it’ll bite me if I pet it?” Going to school on a mountain means there’s a lot of wildlife around, and perhaps the most iconic animal that roams the halls of SFU…
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Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: March 14–20
March 16, 2022By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor, Interstellar combatant Aries You should go kick a tree this week. There have been whispers in the wind lately and they have been awful. I don’t even want to repeat what they’ve been saying about you,…
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