By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer
Plain text of bingo card:
- Got caught mimicking airbender moves outside lecture hall
- Couldn’t carry bag overpacked with Renaissance Coffee snacks
- Missed a class because you were walking in quadrangles in the AQ
- Realized you were in the wrong class after finishing the lecture
- Discovered a raccoon stole your snack
- Slept in because you forgot classes are synchronous
- Used your laser pointer as a makeshift lightsaber
- Ran with a vegetable during a virtual scavenger hunt
- Awkwardly flirted with McFogg the Dog to make up for lost time
- Accidentally spilled bubble tea when running to class
- Spammed class group chat with Shang-Chi memes
- Showed up to an empty tutorial classroom
- Argued with a broken vending machine for stealing your change
- Joined student union games just to get freebies
- FREE SPACE: Checked your waitlist position (again)
- Played cricket sound effects to cope with an online tutorial’s awkward silence
- Bought enough stationery to open up your own store
- Advertised your Instagram spam account on Welcome Day
- Forgot which university year you’re in
- Matched pyjama pants and a dress shirt for Zoom
- Hosted a dorm-kitchen cook-off with leftover quarantine snacks
- Mistakenly swapped luggage on Move-In Day
- Got lost on campus because SFU Snap misled you
- Procrastinated getting your student ID
- Convinced your student mentor to film a TikTok with you
