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By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor

In the Mood for Reflection

The koi in the AQ pond have had enough of SFU students’ ignorance. One day, a kid looks down at the pond — really takes a look at it. Suddenly, they find the answers to the universe in the koi’s eyes. This beautiful debut film will leave you in tears salty enough to make your own reflection pond.

Illustration: A student staring down at the koi in the AQ pond.

Walk Like a Penguin

In this informational short series, learn to stay safe on the ice at SFU! Be sure to walk like a penguin, and hop like . . . an animal that doesn’t hop, ‘cause you shouldn’t jump in the winter. See? What did we tell you? Impeccable safety tips! For more tips, please check out our Road Reports and practice your calm breathing skills as you watch the snow pile on the road with no announcements from SFU. 

Illustration: Picture like, an airplane manual illustration, but with a person in a penguin pose, and a penguin right beside them.

Exploring the Mystery Sounds in AQ Lecture Halls

Have you ever wondered what the sounds above your lecture hall are? So have we! Watch this documentary on the mysterious sounds students hear above them as they sit during lecture. Just a janitor doing their work, or something more sinister?

Illustration: Student with a question mark bubble, looking up as the ceiling above them rumbles

Mask On and Off

In this fun film based on SFU’s half-hearted — I mean, full-hearted — COVID-19 measures, we explore the reality of having such efficient mandates. Thorough methods of protection, like the vaccination surveys no one needed to verify their answers with, the lack of training with Zoom, and more are featured in this creative film.

Illustration: Two halves of a person’s face. One side has a mask, one does not.

Constructing My Heart

Do you believe love constructs itself with cement? We do. In this film, Sally Needsavalentine gets stuck in the scaffolding on campus — but like, in a fun way — and finds herself appreciating the architecture of SFU. Along the way, she finds the metal scaffolding winking at her! What?! Watch this creative love story unfold, brick by brick.

Illustration: A rom-com style illustration, a person smirking as they lean back against scaffolding. Their eyes are on the scaffolding, which is also blushing.

Hot and Cold

This is a story about tenacity. About willpower. And twenty sweaters . . . have we sold you yet? This quirky film stars Jiminy Jacket, a young man determined to get through four seasons in a day at SFU. Jacket is, of course, an exemplary student, and all should follow his lead. Just wear 20 jackets, and be prepared to take them off at a moment’s notice. We don’t have a temperature problem!

Illustration: A student with a determined face, wandering through SFU, wearing like, several jackets

The Real Advising was in You All Along

In this motivational film, Yu Onlyu determines that he, in fact, does not need the help of SFU Advising to get through the term. No, it’s fine if he doesn’t know whether he will ever get into his graduation course requirements! Because . . . the answer was inside him all along. And that’s the best answer of all, students!

Illustration: A student, looking starry-eyed, as they turn away from a monitor with the MySchedule screen.

143 Means I Love You

Wow. These two will make you shed a tear. After waiting for the 143 and realizing for the ???-th time that it isn’t running, Bonnie Bus and Clyde Crash forge a bond that could only be broken by . . . something like, really, really strong. Watch these two fall in love under the clandestine lights of Burquitlam station. 

Illustration: Two students holding hands. Behind them, the 143 whizzes by.

Tuition Tommy’s Tell-all

Hey folks! Tuition Tommy here! Tommy (he says you can call him that because you are friends!) has many things to tell you about your tuition. TL;DW? It’s all going to a good place, and it’s all good for you! Look, Tommy said so. No, that’s not secretly McFogg —

Illustration: McFogg, but in a bowlcut wig, giving a thumbs up to the viewer with the title in Comic Sans.

Dear Member

Have you ever read an email and felt like throwing up rainbows? That’s exactly how we want you to feel after reading your inbox emails! Watch this exciting documentary tell-all about the passion we put into our communications. We’re transparent! Except when we’re not.

Illustration: A person staring lovingly at their computer, typing the words, “Dear member . . .”

Surviving my first live audience show

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By: Isabella Urbani, Sports Editor

You’ve probably watched a handful of ‘90s sitcoms — Seinfeld, Cheers, That ‘70s Show —  that had a live audience laugh track. So when your friend tells you they have two tickets to attend Netflix’s newest “social experiment,” you just have to say yes. What better way to ruin your day than forcing yourself to pitifully laugh at the secondhand embarrassment of the actors? 

On second thought . . . 

What were you even going to see? Your friend never mentioned the title, but it shouldn’t be that hard to look up, right? Wrong. 

There’s no information. Odd, but not odd enough to start ringing alarm bells. The project is probably still in its early phases, you tell yourself. Your friend should know more, right? 

Your friend doesn’t — in fact, they don’t know anything at all. They didn’t even purchase the tickets. Those just showed up in the mail. 

Oh, that’s reassuring. Your friend, who’s an acquaintance AT BEST, invites you to a show with tickets that just happened to show up at her front steps? It seems like the only way you’re going to get any answers is by going to the show itself, so that’s exactly what you do. 

You arrive before your friend, with plenty of time to pick your seat before the performance begins. Although set in a large auditorium, there’s no one else there. Looks like you’re going to do most of the heavy lifting here. 

On cue, the show begins — or at least tries to begin. The curtain is stuck, and while you can’t see anyone, you can hear the frantic grunts of the stage crew trying to get it to work. 

A door behind you slams open and a person, who you assume to be a cast member, runs down the aisle before stumbling up the stage. 

Is this part of the act? 

Moments later, a group of actors enter the stage from the wings with chairs in their hands. They sit staring straight ahead, unmoving. Um, did they miss something? What were they looking at? You turn around to come face-to-face with the director, glasses perched on his nose and a script in his hands, which he gives to you before summoning you to turn back around.

“Line,” whispers the director behind you. 

Line? What’s he talking about? You turn your head to look back at the director before a noise on stage catches your attention. 

The same actor from before rollerblades across the stage holding a white sign that reads, “Laugh.” It’s your friend. 

You look back towards the director who gives you a small nod, encouraging you to follow instructions. 

Staring at your friend, you manage to choke out a laugh, much to their relief. The actors on stage begin conversing with each other, looking just as confused as you feel. 

You’re unnerved for the rest of the show. You aren’t even listening to what the actors are saying anymore. All you can pay attention to is how the director’s voice gets louder each time he directs you to laugh, like you’re a part of his show. 

You don’t know how long you’re sitting there when the actors in front of you begin to burst out in laughter. And for the first time, you can’t help but let out a real, genuine laugh. 

But the actors don’t stop laughing. It isn’t until your friend at the side of the stage points to the script in your hand that you understand what’s going on. You’re not the audience. You’re the show, and they’re unknowingly finding humour in your pain. 

How could you have known this was how all live audience productions go? 

60% accurate Netflix trivia

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ILLUSTRATION: Christina Cao / The Peak

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer

  1. What was the first Netflix original series? 
  1. Black Mirror 
  2. House of Cards 
  3. Stranger Things 
  4. Money Heist 

2. Which Netflix original show was streamed for 1.65 billion hours in 2021?

  1. You (Season 3) 
  2. Ginny & Georgia (Season 1) 
  3. Squid Game 
  4. Lupin 

3. What popular movie was shot at the SFU Surrey campus?

  1. Fantastic Four (2005)
  2. Agent Cody Banks (2003) 
  3. Underworld Awakening (2012) 
  4. Spy Game (2001) 

4. Where did Netflix’s opening sound effect come from? 

  1. The sky after Taylor Swift’s private jet emitted 8,000 tonnes of CO2
  2. Elon Musk paying child support (in pennies) 
  3. A soundscape of construction at SFU 
  4. Blockbuster disappearing off the face of the earth 

5. Which SFU English professor’s book-to-screen adaptation was nominated for several Canadian Screen Awards?

  1. Nicky Didicher 
  2. JD Fleming
  3. David Chariandy 
  4. Joanne Leow 

6. What was Netflix originally called? 

  1. The Wattpad adaptation centre 
  2. Can’t stop, won’t stop cancelling shows after one season 
  3. Millennials are going to eat this shit up 
  4. The flix network 

7. Which Marvel television show was filmed in Vancouver?

  1. Hawkeye 
  2. The Flash 
  3. Moonknight 
  4. Jessica Jones

8. What rebooted show is coming to Netflix this summer?

  1. Toddlers & Tiaras: Next gen 
  2. AI Dance Moms 
  3. Total Drama: Chris and Chef’s love story 
  4. Supernanny takes on nepo babies 

9. Which Netflix original documentary won an Oscar this year?

  1. Minding the Gap 
  2. The Redeem Team 
  3. Miss Americana  
  4. The Elephant Whisperers 

10. How many people have Netflix subscriptions? 

  1. More than one 
  2. A googolplex
  3. 1.456 x 1011
  4. 3.14159265359

Answer Key 

      1. B 
      2. C
      3. A
      4. B VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.
      5. C 
      6. A WEAK STOMACHS BEWARE.
      7. C
      8. B  No, it’s for your own good.
      9. D
      10. A Meet the original user.

SPOOF: SFU Productions announces three upcoming films

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PHOTOS: Josh Ralla / The Peak

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer

Engaged & Unstaged

SFU Productions is working with Netflix on a reality dating show involving a group of randomly-selected SFU students. Students are blindfolded and brought to a classified area nearby, where they will mingle amongst each other with the goal of finding a perfect match. The only way to remove your blindfold is to get engaged by the end of the day. Once a pair declares their unconditional love and someone gets down on one knee, they’re brought out of the classified area to go on designated dates. This includes s’mores roasting and a romantic trip to the avocado. 

Despite what people may say about modern love, romance is far from dead. SFU Productions wants you to know that at SFU, love is in the air. It’s also part of their initiative to keep up the school’s reputation as the “leading engaged university.”

The finale ends with a marriage at Convocation Hall by none other than Joy Johnson. Only time will tell which couples make it in the real world. I mean, the marriage is only valid on the mountain anyways. 

Adventures in the AQ: A Race Against Time 

The Amazing Race is back . . . at SFU! Teams of two risk it all to complete challenges in the Academic Quadrangle. Hosted by Stinks the Raccoon, teams are given clues at multiple stops to guide them through a variety of physical and mental challenges that lead them to their final destination at an unclassified location.

The mysterious AQ is an adventurer’s playground. Challenges include locating a room on the 5th floor and ordering a secret menu item from Renaissance Café. Students are competing for bursaries towards next semester’s tuition (or, if they choose, to opt out of a bursary and use the money to put towards a month’s rent). Rumour has it all participants must sign a contract that states they must be willing to read from a teleprompter and will not complain about producers smelling like dirty garbage. The producers also get exclusive rights to wash their paws in the AQ pond.

The Mystery of The Study 

The Study is gone (or is it?). In this docu-series, investigators uncover the mystery of the forgotten pub on SFU’s Burnaby campus. There have been conspiracy theories floating around that point to the pub still existing in a nondescript location hidden in the depths of campus. People say it was stolen by an unidentified group and turned into a member-only speakeasy. Hosted by SFU Burnaby fog, an expert on mystery, this investigative documentary will try to answer why people have been spotted with a racoon-shaped stamp on their wrist around campus. 

This just in: SFU Productions released a statement that The Mystery of The Study has been cancelled, due to conflict of interest.

SPOOF: Netflix’s cancellation parties

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PHOTO: Al Elmes / Unsplash

By: Isabella Urbani, Sports Editor & Netflix Representative

Netflix invites its subscribers — and its subscribers only — to take part in one of our three cancellation parties. We’re collaborating with SFU, as experts in engagement,  to engage students with Netflix. These SFU-hosted events are meant to unveil the latest changes we hope to implement on our platform, after the recent success of password sharing prohibition. 

Netflix and chill 

This demonstration is more than a euphemism for intercourse! Join us in front of the SFU avocado statue on June 9 to reclaim our company’s name and dignity. Sure, we may have profited off the subversive nature of the term, and refuse to give credit to the user who first tweeted about watching Netflix and chilling in 2009, but we will be providing refreshments. This, however, is granted that you’ll sign our petition to officially change “Netflix and chill” to “Netflixing.” 

Relatable storylines

BOO! Who wants to watch shows that accurately mirror real-life struggles? Not Netflix, that’s for sure. Cancel whatever plans you had this Sunday to boycott relatable storylines by streaming every single episode of Riverdale. Spend the whole marathon crafting up your own character and share your creation on the Netflix Story AppTM, now available for $10.99 a month, to bring your dreams to life. Performing “Jailhouse Rock” with your cheerleading squad for your boyfriend in juvie is just a second away!

New advertisements 

If television shows can do it, why can’t we? Aren’t you tired of not watching the same three commercials on repeat every 10 minutes? Did 800–588–2300 mean nothing to you? Take back the joy of this excruciating experience by watching a compilation of our soon-to-be advertisements, premiering on our YouTube channel next Monday. And when you’ve had enough, pay $10.99 to never have to worry about those pesky little advertisements again. Everyone wins!

SPOOF: Things that were definitely shot at SFU

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PHOTO: Gudrun Wai-Gunnarsson / The Peak

By: Natalie Cooke, News Writer

The Maze Runner (2014)

SFU News claims SFU Burnaby campus was created with a “strikingly futuristic design,” but we would all be kidding ourselves if we didn’t admit the architecture was simply built to profit off dystopian movies. The Maze Runner depicts a group of teenagers trying to escape SFU’s concrete maze. Trust me, we’ve all been there. What many don’t know is that the film was secretly shot in the SFU Quadrangle!!!!!!

What’s more: SFU recently introduced mandatory courses in dystopian architecture and dystopian film studies for students across all faculties. You heard that right: another roadblock to graduation. Stop trying to make 2014 happen again, SFU. Meanwhile, students keep emptying their pockets so SFU can try to keep profiting off a long-dead industry. SFU could at least try harder to disguise their purpose, since their mission statement isn’t cutting it. 

Guardians of the Galaxy (2017)

Here we go again with another cover-up: the Trottier Observatory. Who said the set was CGI?! It is obviously SFU. While seemingly meant for scientific education, this was used as the inside of the Guardians of the Galaxy spaceship. 

On top of this, SFU even used one of our raccoons for the movie! There were many to choose from, of course, which is why the raccoons had to audition for the role! We’re already invading the space of these raccoons, then THEY have to audition for our movie?! SFU needs to get its priorities straight! One of the raccoons allegedly quit halfway through filming the second movie because they said they were not being given enough snacks during their breaks. Paw-sitively awful!

Normally, the raccoons like to walk down towards the residence buildings, and quickly snatch-up the UberEats placed outside the entrances of the buildings, just before the student picks it up. Yet, Joy Johnson strictly banned raccoons from leaving the site to grab food, and they were forced to eat a “healthy” diet. Why do you think Rocket Raccoon is always so grumpy in the movie? It’s called being hangry! 

Music Video: “I’m a Believer” by Smash Mouth

In 2022, a legendary band took the SFU stage: Nickelback appeared in the Convocation Mall to perform and shoot their music video for “San Quentin.” But not many know that an even more legendary band shot a music video at the same spot two decades ago. That’s right, Smash Mouth’s magnum opus, “I’m a Believer,” once echoed through the halls of the AQ.

Former SFU President Emeritus, Andrew Petter, was a big fan of the band and the Shrek Saga, and promised that if he allowed Smash Mouth to perform on campus for free, he would have the opportunity to tour with them. Unfortunately, that never happened. Poor Petter. If it helps, The Peak thinks you’re an “All Star.” 

Any Given Sunday (1999) 

Aside from SFUs underwhelming architecture, the university also has an underwhelming football team. A 0–31 loss against Western Washington University inspired Stone to film at SFU. Should we thank the losing football team for giving us this opportunity . . . just to fail? 

SFU received an offer from Oliver Stone, an American film-maker, to film Any Given Sunday on SFU’s football field. Stone specifically said he was stunned at the SFU football teams’ poor performance in 1997, and felt the movie about a losing team should be filmed at the home field of a team that does not bring home many wins. 

Regardless, the movie won three awards in 2000: the ALMA Award, the Blockbuster Entertainment Award, and the BMI Film Music Award. Talk about bringing home some kind of winnings! Let’s go SFU! 

Netflix releases press email to users in response to diversity concerns

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laptop on a table open to Netflix’s home screen, with “Love is Blind” featured at the top
PHOTO: Gudrun Wai-Gunnarsson / The Peak

By: Isabella Urbani, Sports Editor

To our esteemed viewers, we hear you loud and clear. 

Netflix was disheartened to learn of our users’ sudden discontentment with the platform’s dwindling content, amidst Riverdale being cleared for yet another season. 

Since our first diversity report in 2021, diversity has been our number one priority. More people are asking for queer representation, and we hear you! It’s just so hard to accomplish accurate on-screen representation without backlash — especially from right-wing communities. Please know our reasoning for cancelling these shows is so we can produce even better queer content in the future, without being cancelled ourselves.

We also recognize that people of colour — particularly women of colour — make significantly less money in Hollywood than their white counterparts. This is why we plan on introducing a 1% raise for all our employees of colour. We also have plans to hire more BIPOC actors in the future! (Even though we previously forgot about the “I” in “BIPOC” in our report — mistakes happen.) As of 2021, we’ve increased our number of Latino/a/x employees by 0.7%. Sorry for cancelling One Day at a Time, Mr. Iglesias, and Gentefied. This makes up for it, and it’s a huge step! Just imagine what we can achieve by 2030. We trust you’ll understand that finding the right talent for each role is difficult, and may take time. In the meantime, we’re working on some awesome changes that we know you’ll love.

We commend all our users who took to social media to address the discrepancies in our latest coverage. Viewer satisfaction will always be our second number one priority. Because of your efforts, Netflix is requiring new content on our platform to have at least one person of colour present for at least one episode, or 20 minutes of screen time per series. These changes will be made effective at the start of summer 2023.

Please note that this policy does not apply to Netflix original shows, which currently make up 50% of the platform’s library. To do so would go against Netflix’s pledge of providing full creative control to directors and producers. While we have no authority over what the content we pay for looks like, we have a choice to promote non-Netflix films that have a scene with a BIPOC character in the background. Talk about progress!

To fund this endeavour, movies featuring BIPOC characters will fall under their own category, and only be available for viewing with a Netflix premium subscription — for the low cost of $20.99 a month. Make sure to get one as it lasts: films can be streamed for up to one year after their release to make room for the newest addition.

More details will be disclosed in our next monthly press release. Netflix cannot thank its users enough for seeking out this change. We want to reiterate once again that it is all because of YOUR hard work that executives made the decision to release this project (that has already been in the works for years).

Above all, we’re still learning. We hope you’ll join us on our journey towards progress, and that you’re just as excited as we are for what’s to come. 

Netflix memberships cannot be cancelled for any reason during the inaugural running of this project. 

Keep streaming (pls), 

Netflix 

SFU Student Updates: April 3–9

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ILLUSTRATION: Andrea Choi / The Peak

By: Natalie Cooke, News Writer

Hi students! 

Looking for something new to watch? Below are some movies and shows that feature SFU and their AMAZING student-first initiatives! Enjoy!

Snow Disaster! Here We Go Again

SFU has heard student concerns regarding the weather conditions on Burnaby campus. Many cars are getting stuck in the parking lots that have not been plowed on a consistent basis. But why do you need a machine to plow the snow when you can use your hands? If you can drive a car, then we are sure you can sweep away a few feet of frozen snow! We do not lend snow shovels to students, because we don’t want to risk the shovels getting stolen. Right now, we need to prioritize our equipment, not the students. Therefore, keep using your hands! Shoveling snow with your hands and developing frostbite is great for character development.

SFU’s Secret Garden

Yes, SFU has a hidden rose garden, but that’s not the secret we’re talking about here. Instead, the secret, thorny “delays” to pivotal decisions in our SFU community are what’s really hidden under the dirt. We’ve heard students wondering: “What is SFU not telling us? There has to be a reason SFU took over two years to provide RAs with contracts, other than twiddling their thumbs all day long.” Since we know you want to learn what’s hidden behind the bushes, other than ignorance, watch now! 

“Central Perk,” more like “Central Pernicious”

Looking to enjoy a coffee alongside some gossip while studying with friends? Visit the local Starbucks right here on campus! As you wait in line to order your $8 coffee, listen out for the screeching sound of trumpets in the background! It adds an extra ambience when everyone in line has to yell their order at the barista. While some students complain about the presence of raging saxophones as they study and mingle, we have chosen not to do anything about this issue. However, for the next two years we will say we are “addressing this matter with our local Starbucks” as we “care about improving the learning spaces for students.” We hope to see change, although it most likely won’t happen, since we are not formally taking action. Central Perk, or pernicious destruction of the central nervous system? 

SFU responds to claims equating online education with a Netflix subscription

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By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer

Dear students,

Many students are comparing their tuition to purchasing a Netflix subscription — the primary complaint being it was overpriced for what they paid for. SFU has heard your cries for attention and wants to address your half-baked (but adorable) concerns.

We’ve received complaints about how online classes had tiny capacity caps and our waitlists were (and continue to be) even smaller. You criticize this, though you fail to recognize this indicates SFU’s desire to present students with the best education possible. We are actually stretching our resources and facilities to accommodate only a select few students so we can maintain the quality of our education.

We are sympathetic to the pressures students face these days, and endeavour to support you in any way possible — we’ve heard enough about how “Netflix only allows a certain number of users on a profile at once” and how “SFU is being like Netflix and straight up not slaying right now,” but we trust that these inexplicably low capacity limits are what is best for our students.

A lack of transparency regarding what exactly is included in distance ed learning was also noted by administration. Many students issued complaints about the quality of content, citing instances where, “profs would upload videos of themselves introducing the lecture and then blankly staring at the screen for thirty seconds,” and “it felt like when you open Netflix and the screen buffers for so long trying to load your profile, but nothing is happening.” It appeared to students that most professors were so unaware of the simple fact that their actions do, in fact, have consequences. 

The allegations against SFU focus most on the instability and inconsistencies that come with remote learning. One student statement read: “You opened Canvas expecting to find all of the assignment descriptions and the syllabus uploaded, just like you expect to find your favourite movie or series on Netflix so you can refer back and pick up where you left off. Except that’s never the case. One day it’s there, the next day it’s gone. It’s like how Mean Girls and Mamma Mia left Netflix after being there for years. How am I supposed to complete assignments when the criteria and syllabus aren’t there?”

In response to this, SFU believes that students are not giving their esteemed professors the benefit of the doubt. How are they expected to get any administrative tasks done while simultaneously learning how to navigate online learning? They were ill-equipped. It’s really not on us, but rather their own fault for being unfamiliar with technology. SFU didn’t have the funds to teach all of the professors how to use Zoom anyways. We were too busy making sure we could license Zoom on Canadian servers following multiple security breaches, and having another one happen anyways.

All the best, darlings,

SFU Administration

Netflix announces it has successfully reinvented cable TV

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ILLUSTRATION: Kitty Cheung / The Peak

By: C Icart, Staff Writer

Here at Netflix, we’re just like that mediocre show we cancelled after two seasons . . . Insatiable. We have successfully sneaked our way into homes worldwide and cemented ourselves into meme history books by having a euphemism for the nasty named after us. But that’s not enough, we want more. Sure, in 2017 we tweeted that “Love is sharing a password,” but that was in the “before” times. As in before our accountant told us that we would be richer if y’all didn’t share. So now, we hate sharing. The same way we hate renewing shows with queer and trans representation!

Netflix has been able to grow as a company because we are disruptors. In the late ‘90s, we disrupted the movie rental industry by renting movies out ourselves. In the mid-2000s, we disrupted the streaming industry by offering streaming services. Now, in the 2020s we are disrupting both the gaming industry and the book club industry by creating games and starting a book club. Our extensive experience with innovation has allowed us to confirm that innovation is not a linear process. In fact, Netflix has demonstrated that sometimes you can innovate so hard you return to point A. 

Our circular innovation process has allowed us to bring back all the things people hated — I mean loved — about cable television. Soaring prices for a large catalogue of content that viewers are only interested in a fraction of? Check. Ads? Check. Only able to watch content inside of one household? Check. You’re welcome. 

Our first tagline was “See What’s Next.” And we’re so right for that. We will always find new ways to keep you on your toes. And if you don’t like the new policies we announce, we’ll just say they were accidentally leaked. Now, our mission is “to entertain the world” and we won’t stop until every individual device on the planet has its own Netflix account. 

Sure, the haters love to remind us that we were hemorrhaging subscribers last year. But let’s be real: when it comes to the stock market, down is the new up! All we have to do is gaslight y’all into believing accounts were only ever meant for one (1) household, gatekeep content by cancelling shows, and voila! We will have girlbossed our way back to the top — where disrupting, innovating, change-making, visionaries like us belong. So turn off your VPN, log out of your mom’s ex’s barber’s brother’s account, and sign up for your own premium account today! 2023 finna be a Netflix movie. 

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