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Word on the Street: NFL Referees

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Q: The NFL’s referee troubles continued with a hotly contested win for the Seahawks.Thoughts?

 

 

“Why don’t they just hire the NHL refs, they don’t seem to be doing anything.”

Evan Smith

Sports Fan

 

“Well looks like hockey and football are kaput. But you still got baseball, what no—where are you going. Come back! ”

Toronto Blue Jays

Just, just  terrible

 

“Okay this one’s thrown me for a loop. But I’ve narrowed the referee strike down to alien conspiracy, lizardman conspiracy or free masons. Or maybe it’s all three!”

Gregory Barnett

Man in tin foil hat

 

“While this does prove that untrained referees aren’t a permanent solution. I think the situation is too complex to say who’s definitively right or wrong. It’s not black or white, is all I’m saying.”

George Brown

Goddamit, did he really just say that

 

“You know what? I don’t need this. I’m only doing this job so I can pay for my cataract surgery.”

Anthony Jargamenov

Scab Referee

A cure is on the horizon

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By Melissa Hiebert (The Martlet)

Will we cure HIV in our lifetime?

VICTORIA (CUP) — The human body can do many amazing things: heal cuts, fight off diseases, and bear the consequences of our impulsive actions. But our bodies have many limitations. There are some things that have so far evaded both the body’s natural resilience and years of man’s mental ingenuity.

Since before its official recognition in 1981, human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) has been one of the most evasive and widespread viruses in the world. For years it has been believed that, while we could manage HIV by maintaining a sort of rocky co-existence between the virus and our bodies, a cure would never be found.

In 2009, Timothy Brown — for years known only to the public as “The Berlin Patient”  — became the first man in history to be declared cured of HIV.

Two threats, one treatment

Seattle-born Timothy Brown was living in Berlin when he contracted HIV in 1995. Fortunately, the advent of new anti-retroviral drugs in 1996 allowed people with HIV to live longer and healthier lives. Brown became used to this relatively healthy life until, in 2006, he developed a second life-threatening disease: leukemia.

After an initial bout of chemotherapy, Brown’s leukemia started to go into remission. However, when it returned in January 2007, it became clear that a stem-cell transplant was necessary.

It was around this time that Brown’s oncologist, Gero Hutter — who had no previous background in HIV research — made a suggestion that would eventually materialize into a possible cure for one of the world’s most devastating diseases — for one man, at least.

Hutter had casually come across studies that showed the HIV virus attaches itself to immune system response cells in our body called T-cells . When HIV takes over enough of these cells, the viral infection develops into AIDS and leaves the body fatally vulnerable to even the most placid illnesses.

However, people with a particular genetic mutation that’s present in about one per cent of the European population do not have the CCR5 receptor — the major co-receptor that HIV uses to infect the body. These few have a natural resistance to HIV. In a flash of ingenuity, Hutter had the idea to take advantage of Brown’s impending stem-cell transplant and use cells from someone with this HIV-resistant mutation.

His ingenuity paid off: Brown stopped taking his HIV drugs the day of the transplant and never took them again. After repeated tests, an article was published in the New England Journal of Medicine, tentatively declaring Brown cured of HIV.

The Berlin Patient speaks

Brown says that he was initially reluctant to attempt the treatment.

“My initial thoughts were that I basically just wanted to be cured of the leukemia,” says soft-spoken Brown, recalling the first time the experimental treatment came up. “I thought it was a great idea, but I didn’t really believe that it would work.”

At first, Brown turned down the stem-cell transplant option — stem-cell transplants are notoriously difficult on the body, and incredibly risky. When it became clear that there were no other options, Brown consented to receiving the transplant.

Brown is now both leukemia- and HIV-free. He still undergoes regular testing to ensure that the virus is not present in his body, and also gives regular blood samples to medical researchers across the United States.

Yet there is some controversy over whether or not Brown is completely rid of the virus. This past June, a San Francisco-based research group claimed that they had in fact detected very low levels of infected cells in samples they had collected from Brown. However, the report they published states that it is “impossible to conclude” that Brown remains infected. This, coupled with the lack of similar findings from other labs, and that the viral genes don’t completely match samples of Brown’s HIV before the transplant, suggest that the test results may be due to a sample contamination.

Regardless of whether or not the findings are accurate, Brown is still considered functionally cured, meaning that even if some virus particles remain present, the virus is not actively replicating.

For years Brown was reluctant to make his identity public. “I did an interview in 2009 with a German newspaper. When I did that interview, I asked them not to use my name,” says Brown, who was still recovering. “I began to realize in 2010 that I needed to come out and be an advocate for other people to find a cure for HIV.”

The Timothy Ray Brown Foundation

Since 2010, Brown has focused on being an activist for the cure of HIV. Brown’s specific cure is not practical on a wide-range scale (due to its high risk, shortage of donors, and cost), but researchers are taking what they’ve learned from Brown’s case and are attempting to use that knowledge to work on more feasible cures. For instance, Brown mentions one attempt that focuses on removing HIV-susceptible receptors from T-cells without resorting to a transplant.

In July, Brown announced his new foundation, the Timothy Ray Brown Foundation, the only charity with the sole purpose of securing funds for cure research. Because modern-day anti-retroviral drugs are effective, and an ultimate cure for HIV was previously thought impossible, most research is geared towards improving these sorts of drugs. Studies have shown that the average life expectancy of those who receive an early diagnosis and proper treatment is only around seven years shorter than someone without the virus.

Despite the significant increase in life expectancy, however, both Brown and one of the co-founders of The World AIDS Institute, Chad Johnson, are adamant that one of the most important tasks for those living with HIV is to work towards finding a cure.

“From my perspective, the way that we can really help people is that we can be investing a whole lot more resources into finding a cure,” says Johnson, who has been involved in civil rights work for over 20 years. Johnson notes that although the United States government is planning to invest $2 to $3 billion into cure research in the next two years, it’s not enough.

“We’re really behind the game,” says Johnson. “Look at [Brown’s] example and you can see there is a cure. If there is one person who can be cured, we can cure this thing. All we need is the right political and social will to make it happen. Our job is to make sure that hope is out there.”

Spreading the cure

The possibility of finding a cure seems more likely all the time. At the International AIDS Conference this year, researchers from Harvard presented a report detailing the cases of two other patients who underwent a similar procedure to Brown. So far, no traces of the virus have been found in their blood samples. However, researchers maintain that it is still too soon to claim that they have been cured.

The main difference is that, while Brown’s stem cells came from a donor with the CCR5 mutation, the two other patients’ donors did not, demonstrating the CCR5 mutation might have helped with Brown’s cure, but it may not be necessary to the procedure.

Wherever this research leads, it has given people living with HIV hope for the future. Brown’s best advice for those living with the virus: “Don’t give up hope, because a cure is on the horizon.”

Brown’s story is one that documents both the unique ability of human ingenuity to step in and help cure the body when it is unable to cure itself, and the resilience of body and spirit. After surviving two life-threatening illnesses and narrowly escaping death several times, Brown’s outlook remains positive.

“I joked to a friend of mine that I have nine lives, and he said I have at least a hundred,” says Brown. “I live my life as if I will live forever. Hopefully I will live for a long time. And I hope to be alive when there’s a cure for HIV for everyone.”

Pizza Hands: Horsing Around

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By Gary Lim and Eleanor Qu

Rotten numbers or rotten reviews

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We need to review the movies, not reviews of the movies

By Handsome Will
Photos by Tim Sheerman-Chase

When Vincent Canby wrote a negative review of The Empire Strikes Back, he couldn’t have predicted the scathing response he would get on the Rotten Tomatoes review aggregate website. Typical comments included “Your stupidity is almost as big as my hatred towards you,” “dude are you unaware that this movie was critically acclaimed,” and “Die. Die you fucking piece of sub-human, anti-emotion, below fucking scum douchebag motherfucker.” Canby couldn’t have predicted this sort of backlash for two reasons: because he wrote it in 1980, and because he’s been dead for more than a decade.

The Tomatometer, which indicates the per cent of critics who gave a film favourable reviews, has taken an absolute hold of film criticism, and, worse, public perceptions of it. Critics’ individual opinions are no longer relevant except for the extent to which they shape consensus.
When the first reviews for Christopher Nolan’s much-hyped The Dark Knight Rises were released in July, there was an intensely hateful response against any critical dissent, piling up into hundreds of comments for each negative review. Rotten Tomatoes responded by disabling all comments on that film, and to this day comments on the film cannot be posted or viewed.
Removing comments is all well and good, but it merely addresses a symptom. Aggregates like Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic (which compiles reviews for movies, video games, television, and music) exacerbate the real problem: numbers.

Attaching numbers to reviews was not always the default practice that it is today. For cinema, the practice was not a universal one until the 90s. Music reviews got into that groove during Rolling Stone’s 60s heyday, and video games were born into a judgment system as numerical as the computers that made them.

As the tendency to quantify and categorize things on an arbitrary “good–bad” spectrum has increased, so has the size of the scales. Four-point scales became 10-point, and now 100-point systems are practically standard. If we imagine someone pondering whether a work of art is worth 53 or 54, we can see the absurdity of the whole system in microcosm.
The greatest value of a critic is her words, and if you are wondering whether or not to see a movie, read a book, or listen to music, those words will do you far more good than a number possibly can. If you use the Tomatometer to help you choose what to see, that’s fine; a linear scale can help with that. But individual reviews simply don’t need and shouldn’t have those numbers, and readers shouldn’t respond to them.

When we allow discussion and judgment to rest on a straight line, we pigeonhole the merits and complexities of art into a steel-belted consumption system. It’s easy to blame the studios for making movies by numbers, but if we watch them that way, who can blame them?

Residence interim contract gouges students

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Contract leaves students either in debt or housing purgatory

By Cedric Chen

To the new students who don’t have a clue of the leech on their wallets that’s been going on, I’ll make things clear for you: “the interim contract,” which was first introduced in March, 2011, and first implemented in August, 2011. This system evicts all residents from the Residence between spring and summer semesters, and between summer and fall semesters, and has those who choose to stay — particularly, international students — pay an extra $250 just to stay in Residence for two weeks or to switch into their next-assigned rooms earlier. For those who have too much luggage to deal with, Residence and Housing gives them the not-so-merciful option of the interim storage for $50.

When this system was first introduced, it met fierce resistance from the residents, and the Residence Halls Association campaigned so hard that Residence and Housing had to withdraw it. However, since the RHA isn’t as active during summer semesters, Residence and Housing took the opportunity to finally put the system into practice .

Many long-time residents, including myself, have been completely and whole-heartedly against this system. We see it as taking your life when you’re already sick. Many international students came to Canada with no family connection, so when this system is implemented, they have no choice but to fork over $250 to Residence and Housing again and again. Before this, they could save the $250 for their textbooks for the next semester, or some tickets to their favourite attractions, or their medical insurance bills, but now those are all but a dream. On the other hand, many Canadian students are criticizing Residence and Housing for “seeing nothing but the Lower Mainland.” Since they’re Canadian, they’re seen as “domestic” students and won’t have the priority for interim housing or storage. What Residence and Housing has failed to see is that carrying their luggage to Oak Bay, Kelowna or Prince George is no easier than carrying them to Seattle or Hong Kong.

Sure, the B.C. Liberals are the first to blame for the dramatic cutting to education funding, but that should never be a justification for SFU to suck the students’ blood dry. On the other hand, while SFU has constantly mentioned that they want to construct communities, the interim contract system is torturing the Residence community to near-death. I admit that I’ve made a significant number of life-impacting friends in Residence, but the skyrocketing expenditure is suffocating for myself and may other students.

My demand is very clear: Residence and Housing shall immediately abolish this ridiculous interim contract system and return all money collected under this system to its victims, whether they still live in Residence or not. We’re students, not cash cows. We do not deserve to be treated as a source of revenue. I’m asking the RHA to once again take a very strong stand against the interim contract system. You’ve stopped it once, and you can do it again. If you really want to defend the interests of the residents, you should step up and take this stand.

The Dark Table rises: new dine-out trend sweeps Vancouver

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The blind leading the blind never tasted so good.

By Sheliza Thobani
Photos by Dark Table


“How the hell are we supposed to eat?” I hear a voice behind me — my sense of hearing is enhanced by the complete blackness.

“People without sight find a way, so we will too.”

The phenomenon of blind dining is already popular in cities such as London, Paris, Toronto and Montreal. Vancouver has joined the crowd with the recent opening of Dark Table. The concept: eating in darkness in order to enhance the other senses, thus improving the overall dining experience.

Fear overwhelms my emotions as we enter into the darkness; time stands still without the ambiance of streetlights. A waitress guides us to our table, Congo line style, likely to prevent falling or tripping. Sitting in the pitch black is overwhelming, and the initial shock is suffocating.

[pullquote]Unfortunately, they have yet to obtain a liquor license, so if you plan on having a few drinks, I would recommend going somewhere else before or after.[/pullquote]

Blind man Jorge Spielmann, who blind-folded his guests so they could experience their food as a blind person, devised the concept in Switzerland. Dark Table is the third restaurant of its kind in Canada, opened by Moe Alameddine, who was inspired by Spielmann. The restaurant provides job opportunities to blind British Columbians, a demographic in which 70 percent are unemployed; nine of the 24 people on staff at the Vancouver location are legally blind.

As our eyes adjust to the dark, it becomes easier to place where everything is; I gently feel the tip of my knife to ensure that I’m using the appropriate side to butter my bread. Aside from the quiet voices and echoes of “careful,” the room is mostly silent, filled with couples sitting next to each other.

Alameddine refers to the restaurant’s cuisine as “fusion Mediterranean.” The ordering process takes place at an outdoor patio by the entrance, with benches placed along the sides. We were able to pick the main course, but the starters and desserts remained a surprise, so allergies had to be addressed to the server beforehand. As it was opening night, the service was a bit disorganized, but they were extremely friendly and even offered us free swag: blindfolds! Unfortunately, they have yet to obtain a liquor license, so if you plan on having a few drinks, I would recommend going somewhere else before or after.

[pullquote]The purpose of our temporary blindness became clear: a new appreciation for food.[/pullquote]

The first course was a salad with roasted vegetables: we picked up each one, ate it with our hands, and called out what we thought we were eating. One in particular had the resemblance of a potato, but the texture was more rubbery. It wasn’t until we had devoured two of them that I realized we had consumed roasted mushrooms. This was interesting, considering we both usually detest them.

The purpose of our temporary blindness became clear: a new appreciation for food. We all tend to judge food by the way it looks, and we don’t want to eat what we think we won’t like. Overall, this enhanced my eating experience, as I ate everything off my plate, including the battered broccoli and beef tenderloin. Being picky here isn’t an option.

“Now we can say we’ve been on a real blind date,” my boyfriend says to me, and I can see the smile in his voice.

A Cuban convocation

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The smoking gun: the beginner’s guide to everything you wanted to know about Cuban cigars.

By Paul Hurst
Photos by Mark Burnham

Although many people object to the perfume of a nice Habana puro, others think a cigar has a nicer scent than a cigarette. Cigars can be a very classy and different way to celebrate your convocation. Here’s a beginner’s guide to the ups and downs of the Cuban cigar.

First off, most serious cigar smokers prefer Cuban hand-rolled cigars from the major brands. A hand-rolled cigar has a bundle of filler leaves that make up most of the body: these are held together by a few binder leaves. After being compressed in a mould for a while, the cigar is finished by putting on the wrapper leaf, which provides the nice appearance and much of the flavour, as it uses the best tobacco. A cap is put on the mouth end of the cigar, and a brand label is attached.

Normally, leaves are aged for a while before being made into cigars. A freshly rolled cigar is the best, otherwise a box of aged cigars is preferable to cigars that are a few months old.

Before you hack the cap off with scissors, consider using a punch cutter, or a normal pen to punch a small hole in the cap end of the cigar. It’s best to use wooden matches to light the cigar, but you can also use a strip of cedar.  If you plan on using a lighter, then hit the dollar store and get a torch lighter; they work even on a windy day.

I normally buy my cigars from Cigar Connoisseurs at 346 Water Street in Gastown. The owner is extremely knowledgeable and can help you choose the cigar that will suit you best.

Your cigar should go out regularly, as this is a sign it is properly moist, and has lots of flavourful oils. Make sure to buy your cigars just before you smoke them: a dried out cigar will taste terrible. Store them in a sealed plastic bag before enjoying.

Here’s three cigars that you might want to consider.

1. The Bolivar “Royal Corona” which is a “robusto” size of cigar, for $27. It’s moderately mild, and to be smoked slowly.

2. The Partigas “Serie D No. 4,” also a robusto. For the same price, this one’s a bit stronger and more full-bodied, with pepper notes. To be smoked very slowly.

3. The best of the best: The Cohiba Bihike 52.  This cigar rings the register at $70, but if you only smoke one cigar in your life, let it be this one. The Bihike label is relatively new, and uses only wrapper leaves. It’s mild, but perfectly flavoured. It will last a good two hours.

One final note: Cuban cigars are illegal in the United States, so do not take them on a road trip to Bellingham.

What we heard about poetry

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Rachel Rose and John Barton celebrate the launch of their new books of poetry. 

By Tara Azadmard
Photos by Mark Burnham


“Something that really draws me in writing is saying what is not supposed to be said. Breaking silence, breaking taboos,” says Rachel Rose at the launch of her third book of poetry: Song and Spectacle. At least 60 people cozied up on Sept. 23 together in a jam-packed room at The Beaumont Studios on West 5th to celebrate.

Rachel Rose, former mentor at The Writers Studio at SFU, describes poetry as her first love, despite not having a preferred genre in terms of reading or writing. Readers and listeners of her poetry will pick up on the inspirations from Rumi, Lao Tzu, the Zen, and “many other myths” entrenched in emotion.

[pullquote]“Something that really draws me in writing is saying what is not supposed to be said. Breaking silence, breaking taboos.”[/pullquote]

“All of that, I think, is really powerful and important, and so I always try to do it. And I think it is healing for people to see that example. It’s good to do it because it connects you even if it begins in anger. Anger is the hope that you can change society. If you don’t have any hope, you don’t even bother getting angry,” she says of her writing.

The event, A Poetry Reading by Rachel Rose and John Barton, opened with a reading by Barton from his latest book, For the Boy with the Eyes of the Virgin, released earlier in September by Nightwood Editions.

Barton describes his book, comprised of 41 poems drawn from nine different collections, as a demonstration of the “evolution of [his] artistic sensibility, and the growth of a gay voice.” Written in 1977, the opening poem, “The Pregnant Man” makes change expectant. “It was the first poem that I wrote that I felt was a real poem. I felt that I found something that was worth saying,” Barton said.

Next, Rose, who claims to be one of the many poets Barton has inspired, read a few poems from Song and Spectacle, before moving on to an engaging duet recitation with Vancouver poet Renee Saklikar of “What We Heard About the Americans” and “What We Heard About Canadians,” also from Song and Spectacle.

[pullquote]“The Pregnant Man” makes change expectant. “It was the first poem that I wrote that I felt was a real poem. I felt that I found something that was worth saying”[/pullquote]

Emotions reached their height when in a collaborative experimentation with The Jefferson Rose Band, Rose recited “What We Heard About Death” and “What Death Perhaps Heard” along to tranquil and haunting melodies played by Jefferson Rose (Rachel’s brother) and Tobi Stone. The evening culminated with mingling over glasses of wine while The Jefferson Rose Band maintained the ambient mood.

Both Rose and Barton’s books can be found at Chapters, and at many independent bookstores on the lower mainland and on Vancouver Island.