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Surrey

Surrey campus executive director Stephen Dooley blogged about his recent initiative, Dialogue with Dooley, which launched on Jan. 16. Each month, Dooley will reserve a table in the Mezzanine — “with coffee, tea and snacks” — to chat with students about their program, experiences, and educational and career goals. “I think we are off to a great start!” Dooley wrote. “I am really looking forward to the next Dialogue with Dooley. It is great connecting with students.”

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Last Tuesday, the first of four scheduled Coast Salish singing and drumming workshops was held at SFU Goldcorp Centre for the Arts. The workshop was lead by Russell Wallace, who is a board member for Warriors Against Violence Society as well as a composer, producer and traditional Lil’wat singer. The workshops will continue to be held once monthly and are free to the public.

Vancouver

Instead of seeing capitalism as a crisis to be resolved, John Holloway, professor of sociology, argued that “we should proclaim with pride that we are the force that is breaking through the old system to create a new world.” John Holloway, a professor from the Benemérita Universidad Autónoma de Puebla, Mexico, gave an experimental lecture at SFU Vancouver on Jan. 29 challenging the conception of capitalism as a system of domination that is failing or has failed.

Salt and Paper: eggs poached in white wine

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When I was a kid, I was allergic to eggs. Growing up, I never had scrambled eggs, toad in the hole, or eggs-over-easy — I was strictly a bowl of cereal kind of gal. Eventually, I grew up and grew out of the allergy, along with my allergy to grass-clippings. Now, I seem to be making up for the lack of eggs in my early life.

I love eggs. I have them, in one form or another, almost every morning when I have the time; breakfast has become one of my favourite meals of the day, especially when it comes to experimentation. Breakfast is important, as every mother and nutritionist will tell you, as it sets the tone for the rest of the day — why not set that tone in a decidedly delicious and adventurous way?

I also love wine, and life doesn’t get much better than combining two great loves. The sweet, sweet romance between wine and eggs may seem unexpected, but these two were meant for each other: the dry, refreshing acidity of the wine and the versatility of the egg marry beautifully, creating the best breakfast I’ve made yet.

There’s something about this recipe that feels decidedly south of France. It’s simple yet incredibly flavourful, and it’s truly a sight to behold. I like mine on a bed of sliced avocado and toast, but it’s also good on a potato stew.

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• 1 cup dry white wine

• 1 cup water

• 2 shallots, minced

• A pinch of thyme

• 1/4 teaspoon sea salt

• 2-4 large eggs

• 1 tablespoon butter, room temperature

• 2 teaspoons flour

• to serve: toasted bread, avocado, chives

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In a medium skillet or pot, combine wine, water, shallots, thyme and salt. Bring to a boil and simmer for five minutes. Dial the heat down to medium and carefully crack in eggs. Depending on the size of your pot, it will likely be a shallow poach. Simmer for about five minutes, or until eggs are cooked to your preference. Remove eggs and place on a covered plate to keep warm. Cook the liquid in the pot down a bit more, until you have about half of what you started with.

While wine mixture is bubbling away, melt butter in a pan and stir in flour. Add the liquid to this pan and simmer on medium-low until it thickens up a bit. You can toast your bread and slice your avocado now, too. Gently place your egg on the toast and smashed avocado, then add as much of the white wine sauce as you’d like. Top with chives. Never look at eggs the same way again.

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Questionable Information: Superman

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The popular film “Superman: The Movie” was based on a comic book of the same name.

A Particular Class of Women bares all

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A Particular Class of Women Cast

It’s a play about strippers.

“If you don’t read the play and invest in it, you might think it is just trash up on stage,” actress Courtney Vye says. But, to the people at NeverYouMind Productions, their staging of A Particular Class of Women aims to be something much more substantive.

Their intention is to demystify the stripping industry, portraying the industry’s workers not as societal outliers nor abstract fantasies, but as actual human beings with ordinary human problems.

“It’s really a dramatic comedy, and a lot of fun, but you are going to see every face and every level about what working in this industry means. So you’re going to see the gritty parts, the awesome parts, the fantasy … you can’t separate them, they are all melded,” said actress Sarah Dawn Pledge.

The original production was a one-woman show written and performed by ex-stripper Janet Feindel. However, the version undertaken by the actresses of NeverYouMind has expanded, and now features a collection of eight separate monologues, each with its own mini-climax.

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While “each monologue has its own [engaging] story, as a whole it connects,” said co-creator Lisa-Marie Marrelli. Through this, “[the show] becomes so full of these colourful characters that it’s popping at the seams — literally,” said director Flora Karas. This expansion allows the dramatists to explore the different corners of the stripping industry, showcasing a wide diversity of characters.

“I’m a 38-year-old ex-burlesque dancer who made the transition to nudity because she needed to, and I’m little rough around the edges, definitely one of the mother hens,” says Pledge about her character, Georgia Scott. “I’m an example of what age looks like in this business.“

Vye, on other hand, portrays something entirely different: “I’m Marky. She’s a dirty devil … she’s the newest to it, she’s 18, she took the job because it was no experience necessary.” Marky still sees stripping as a temporary stepping stone and “has her other goals and dreams,” according to Vye. “She’s not as jaded yet as the other girls, [but] she’ll get there.”

The performance contains some partial nudity and sensual dancing, a process that was new and daunting to many of the actresses involved. “I’m taking one piece of clothing off each week of rehearsals; it’s taking time,” laughs Vye.

However, the actresses fondly credit the environment of trust that prevails at their close-knit production company, giving special nods of respect to their entirely male backstage crew for acting in gentlemanly ways, making them feel safe even in the earliest rehearsals. “Thank god we have each other and can support each other,” reflects Karas.

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A Particular Class of Women plays February 4–8 at the Firehall Arts Centre, February 18–23 at Presentation House, and March 6–8 at Inlet Theatre, all showtimes at 8 p.m. and with 2 p.m. Sunday matinees.

Update: A Particular Class of Women will be back from  Feb 18-23 @ Presentation House Theatre

Martial arts great for self-confidence of bully who now beats up nerds with blackbelts

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SURREY — A local bully is crediting martial arts classes (taken by a bunch of dweebs at his school) as the source of a new found feeling of self-confidence.

Despite being experts in taekwondo, an activity they were told would improve their own self-confidence as well as self-defence skills, 14-year old Joey Castillo says that he can still easily beat-up any of his school’s dorks, but that now he feels better about it.

“I used to always be really down on myself even though I was the most feared kid in school,” Castillo said of his former struggles. “I thought, sure, I can beat all these weaklings but it’s not really making me happy.”

Castillo explained that the emptiness he felt from his bullying has nearly disappeared entirely since he became aware that these “weaklings” are actually highly trained and accomplished martial arts fighters.

“I don’t have to lie about who I’m beating up anymore and have never felt better,” Castillo said beaming in a way he never has before. “The same kids who I used to feel awful about stuffing in lockers because they were so helpless now make me feel like I’m really accomplishing something challenging.”

According to his parents, Castillo has never been more upbeat and full of life and they credit his entire transformation to martial arts classes.

“Now when he gets suspended, we know its not for preying on some defenseless kid,” Castillo’s father explained. “In fact he just got a three-day suspension for giving a wedgie to a 3rd-degree black-belt . . . we’ve never been so proud.”

While Castillo admits that, despite their training, none of his victims have ever actually fought back and that he’s pretty much just bullying in the same way he always has, he hasn’t let it stop his positive feeling towards himself.

“Just being able to say I beat up someone with a black belt puts a smile on my face,” Castillo concluded. “I feel like I could bully anyone now . . . well except for anyone who’s physically larger than me.”

Know the snow before you go

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In light of a recent fatality that occurred when a snowmobiler was caught in an avalanche near Valemount, BC, an avalanche safety information bulletin was released by the BC Coroners Service (BCCS) in conjunction with the Canadian Avalanche Center (CAC), earlier this month.

This is the second avalanche-related death to occur in BC over the last two months, the first being a 29-year old snowboarder who perished on Dec. 20 in the backcountry near Golden, BC.

According to Pascal Haegeli, SFU adjunct professor and avalanche safety researcher, the safety bulletin was issued due to a temporary increase in avalanche risk after a destabilization of BC’s snowpack due to recent drastic weather changes.

“Early in January, we had some massive storms come through that gave us a lot of snow all at once, and that, of course, creates avalanche hazards,” said Haegeli, who was quick to point out that the snowpack has since had time to settle. “Avalanche conditions really change day to day,” he cautioned, advising that outdoor enthusiasts should check CAC’s website for daily updates on avalanche risk before heading out into the snow.

“The best way to survive an avalanche is to not get into one in the first place,” Haegeli said. He advises that students who enjoy outdoor winter sports not enter avalanche territory alone, and says that “open communication is very important for safe travelling in the back country.” A game plan for the day with which all members of the group are comfortable is key to staying out of trouble.

Avalanche safety equipment such as a transceiver to send and receive GPS locations, a long metal rod for probing deep into the snow, and a shovel are crucial to have in the event of an emergency. The ability to locate someone buried in an avalanche quickly is very important: “If you get buried in an avalanche, your chances of surviving are pretty high for the first 10 to 15 minutes — then they drop off very quickly,” Haegeli warned.

In the event that an avalanche occurs, Haegeli suggests travelling out of the area before the snow stops moving. Once caught in a snow slide, he advises trying to get rid of all recreational equipment such as skis and ski poles, “as they will act as anchors within the avalanche that will actually pull you down to the bottom.” Fighting to stay near the surface of the snow greatly improves the chances that a victim will be recovered quickly.

As the avalanche slows to a halt, attempt to make an air pocket for your face. According to Haegeli, running out of oxygen is the number one concern for people trapped under the snow. If you are buried, he advises attempting to make a connection with the surface: “If you are buried fairly shallow, you can try to scream, or maybe push an arm up to the surface so people can immediately see where you are.”

If these methods fail, Haegeli suggests trying to stay calm, preserving as much oxygen and energy as you can, and trusting that your friends will find you.

Political party promises that all of their promises are in fact lies

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OTTAWA – The CCP (Completely Corrupt Party), who share no affiliation with the Chinese Communist Party or the Confederacion Campesina del Peru, has announced its promise to only promise lies, and states that all previous promises have been lies.

Analysts are calling this a groundbreaking promise that could change the way politics is done forever.

“Imagine, if you will, that instead of forcing you to read between the lines, instead of making you have to think about it’s and come to the conclusion that it’s too good to be true, they just tell you that it’s straight up is a lie,” explained political pundit, Harold Tritz. “It’s a way more efficient way of lying, it doesn’t have to be so secretive anymore.”

Despite this initial enthusiasm, many other experts are skeptical. The CCP was only founded two weeks ago, and as such has not even made a promise that they could break.

“It’s pretty easy to make a promise like this if you have no promises to break,”explained ex-fringe party politician Harvey Bess, “but really, maybe you will have a lie per three promises or maybe even a 76 per cent lie rate, but 100 per cent? Those are bold words from a rookie.”

“If he promises that all his promises are lies, then this promise in effect must be a lie, thus creating a paradox,” stated a former professor of philosophy. “If I were a betting man, and in a science fiction movie, and this involved time travel, I would bet on a time-space paradox that would kill us all, or at least prevent Marty McFly from ever being born.”

Ukrainian Olympians concerned about having families live in Ukraine

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KIEV — While being selected to participate in the Olympic Games is the realization of lifelong dreams for most athletes, for some Ukrainian team members, it could also fulfill their more recent dream of getting away from their dangerous, unstable country.

Many of Ukraine’s biggest winter sports stars have come out saying that due to ‘security concerns’ almost everywhere within a metre-radius of them, they will definitely be trying to bring their families with them to Sochi.

“It’s just not worth the risk for my family to continue living in Ukraine,” explained Alpine skier, Oleksander Kluka. “For their safety, I just think it’s better that they come with me to a nice, peaceful resort town like Sochi.”

Kluka’s feelings were echoed by teammate Demyan Dmytro who said the decision was difficult but that it will leave him with more peace of mind not leaving his family in their home country.

“Sure, I’d love them to stay home and not have them distract me as I try and concentrate on winning a sporting event,” Dmytro said. “But I decided that human life is a little more important than skiing, just a little though, I’ll be honest it’s really close.”

Other athletes, like snowboarder Roman Vsevolod, have faith in the safety precautions of Ukraine’s violent protesters and riot police and have decided to go to Sochi solo.

“I’m sure it’ll be fine, the two weeks I’m in Russia will definately somehow be the first days there aren’t massive bouts of violence at home,”  Vsevolod said. “Anyway, I’m sure everything will be better once the games start, I mean, how could anyone ever get violent from watching a sporting event?”

Clan clinch playoff spot

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The Simon Fraser University men’s hockey team took a big step towards their goal of capturing the 2014 BC Intercollegiate Hockey League Championship. Over the weekend of Jan. 24, the Clan beat the Thompson Rivers University Wolfpack twice in order to clinch a playoff spot.

A key storyline heading into the back-to-back games at Kamloops was the goaltending situation for each team. Clan netminder Andrew Parent made his fourth and fifth straight starts as SFU’s new number one after Graham Gordon abruptly left the team. TRU was also making a reluctant switch in net as Chris Solecki took over for previous starter Stephen Wolff, who was suspended for the remainder of the season for academic issues.

Despite the clouds hanging over the Clan’s crease, SFU was able to win both games due in large part to their forecheck and dominating cycle down low in TRU’s zone.

The first game showed the Wolfpack what they were in store for as SFU created multiple chances off of their relentless pressure. TRU scored first, however, on a tip in goal on a powerplay giving them their only lead over the course of the two games.

SFU answered TRU’s opening marker with two goals of their own. Clan defenceman Colton Schock wired home a victorious faceoff to get the visitors on the board, and Graham Smerek found some open space in front of the net and fired home a great feed that came off of a relentless Clan cycle down low.

Simon Fraser kept applying pressure in the second period, but to no avail. The lone goal of the frame belonged to the Wolfpack’s Anthony Delong, which evened the contest at two goals apiece.

As the third period got under way, the lack of goals, despite throwing a heavy quantity of rubber at Solecki’s net, did not discourage the Clan. Jono Ceci scored the eventual game winning goal just 1:32 into the final frame as a result of another dominant cycle.

Just 3:08 after Ceci’s marker, BCIHL player of the week Jared Eng rushed the puck end to end, cycled the puck around TRU’s defensive zone, and found Trevor Milner, who fired home the Clan’s fourth and final goal of the night, giving SFU a 4–2 victory.

The final game of the weekend series didn’t feature a whole lot of goals, but did offer quite a few penalties, making special teams the deciding factor.

SFU went one-for-four on their power play, while TRU was blanked on three attempts.  Newly acquired defenceman Scott Brkich scored SFU’s game winner on a second period power play, giving SFU the eventual 1–0 victory.

TRU’s Solecki was awarded first start in each game and rightfully so, as SFU fired 86 shots towards the TRU netminder over the two games, while his Wolfpack teammates could only muster 46.

Solecki’s heroics do not diminish the dominating effort put forth by the Clan, especially in their forecheck and suffocating cycle.

SFU will look to keep the momentum going as they face Trinity Western University for a home and home series next weekend. The two games give SFU ample opportunity to further
distance themselves atop the BCIHL standings.

Say “no” to coyote fur

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“Authentic, iconic, Canadian” are words used by the Canadian brand Canada Goose, and words with which we love to identify. But would we continue to do so if they were stained by a connection to inhumane, unnecessary killing?

On the first Saturday of February, a group of animal activists from Ontario known as The Kitchener Ontario Animal Liberation Alliance (KOALA) held a protest outside of Channer’s Apparel store for men in Waterloo.

They were opposing the unnecessary use of coyote fur on the hoods of premium jackets made by the company Canada Goose, stating that the company uses inhumane practices to catch the coyotes with foot traps.

Malcolm Klimowicz, a member of KOALA told The Cord that once the coyote is trapped “they could be out there for weeks sometimes,” which means they either, “freeze or starve to death.” There is also a high risk of the injured animals chewing off their own legs to escape, he said, or being painfully “eaten by other animals.” Either way, death by trap probably results in a coyote’s suffering and torment.

Yet, this torture leaves many unfazed. An employee of Channer’s, Bill Townsend, ignorantly stated that the fur “is acquired in a humane fashion,” as it is done through a “managed process.” He continued, “This fur trade is providing jobs for people and it is creating commerce.”

As if we haven’t heard this argument before. A well thought-out and perfectly rational reason for murdering animals — the economy.

In this situation, though, the one to blame for such cruelty is not Townsend, his fellow employees, or the customers buying the fur. It is the president of Canada Goose, Dani Reiss. He is the person of power choosing to build a business that incorporates unnecessary death into its product.

I’m convinced that the company would still thrive without killing coyotes.

Nevertheless, Canada Goose does offer another reasonable explanation for the presence of the coyote fur: Reiss explains that the fur, “provides warmth around the face in a way that no synthetic fabric can.” Their website also states that coyote fur “doesn’t freeze, doesn’t hold moisture, retains heat and is biodegradable.”

All of these qualities are absolutely positive. However, there are alternatives that provide similar if not the exact same qualities such as cruelty-free versions of wool, for example. Even if other materials do not compare to real fur, there still needs to be an aspect of tolerance that we carry with us. Warmth or comfort doesn’t have to come at such a high price.

We need to ask ourselves whether these animals are being killed for survival or adornment. We no longer live in a world where high status is determined by whether our clothing was once able to walk.

As Klimowicz points out, “the majority of people who wear these things live in southern Ontario where it’s really not that cold.” Compare this to southern British Columbia, and wearing fur for warmth is simply ludicrous.

We as consumers can display our knowledge of the fur industry’s cruel origins and opt to buy non-fur coats in general, or at least Canada Goose jackets that do not use coyote fur. Better yet, we can invest in a good pair of long johns and a rain coat, clothes that actually suit our West Coast climate.