Drumming to her own beat

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February 17, 2014

Kat Wahamaa wears a lot of hats. Along with being a musician and a mom, she is also a publicist and the co-artistic director of an artist’s collective. Her band Kat and Tony recently released a new album, Everything Blue, and she is currently playing mandolin and singing in the Firehall Arts Centre’s The Drummer Girl with her longtime friend and colleague Lauri Lyster.

Wahamaa has known Lyster since 1996 when she played on Wahamaa’s solo album Wise Woman. The Drummer Girl is a show about Lyster’s experiences as a professional musician in Vancouver from playing with the Vancouver Symphony Orchestra to being part of a jazz ensemble.

“It’s kind of universal. It’s Lauri’s personal experience; she’s a multi-disciplinary artist who works in many different genres,” said Wahamma. “The show is about what it’s like to be a mom and a musician.”

Lyster’s and Wahamaa’s careers are similar in more ways than one: “I can relate to all the different places you can find yourself in as a musician and you’re thinking something like, ‘At least he didn’t throw up on my shoe,’” laughed Wahamaa. “It’s a mom’s perspective which I can relate to as well,” she continued, “I believe in engaging children in the joy of making music.”

Although Lyster incorporates many songs into her show, there are also many sections of dialogue and humourous anecdotes she shares with the audience. “It’s interesting, extremely engaging, and there’s a wonderful selection of tunes,” said Wahamaa, “and the writing is also entertaining.”

After hearing about Lyster’s experiences, “the audience will leave uplifted by the music and the humour,” said Wahamaa. “It’s also an eye-opener in some respects,” she continued, “it’s not all glamour and limos. They’ll see that there’s such a broad spectrum of artists to discover, and maybe they’ll be inspired to make some of their own music.”

While possibly eye-opening about the realities of the music industry, Wahamaa said that the institution is part of the culture in North America and musicians support it regardless. “The music industry is this thing that’s over there and looms over everything musicians do,” she continued, “it’s a continuum, so I can’t say whether it’s good or bad.”

The Internet, for example, has both a good and bad side, said Wahamma: “It allows you to share your music with a huge audience, but it creates anonymity on a grand scale.”

On Wahamaa’s new Kat and Tony album, she seems to have done things her own way. The album was completed over a couple of years, and songs were recorded in Japan and Mission, BC.

Wahamaa and partner in music and life Tony Rees are glad to have this album finished and she said they ended up with almost two more albums worth of material. Kat and Tony also play with other artists: “It’s nice because we can just go out the two of us or we can bring a seven piece band,” said Wahamaa.

The Drummer Girl premiered in 2012, and Wahamaa and the entire cast is looking forward to remounting it. The show is about life as a musician, and as Wahamaa said, “Being a musician, there’s no lack of interesting times. There’s also the pure joy that the music gives you, putting you in the flow; the here and now.” Just like a great song, Wahamaa said of the show: “It’s gonna leave you feeling good, and the feeling will linger.”

The Drummer Girl will be presented at Firehall Arts Centre until February 22. For more information visit firehallartscentre.ca.

SFU Bookstore Clearance Items

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February 17, 2014

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Here’s a look at some products that our beloved bookstore is having a little trouble selling. Unlike everything else they sell this is some real almost-appropriately-priced merch!

Only God Can Judge Me and Other Flimsy Legal Excuses that Won’t Hold up in Court

by Tupac Shakur

~~$40.95~~ $9.95

This textbook, written by failed criminology scholar Tupac Shakur, would later inspire a track off his 1996 rap music album All Eyez on Me, although with a shortened title.

“SFU: Female Body Inspector” T-Shirt

~~$10.99~~ $2.50

Originally sold during the SFU Bookstore’s “joke tee” phase, this shirt was markedly unpopular especially in comparison with the bestselling “Who Farted at SFU?” and “Simon Fraseringa!” shirts.

Advanced Name-Calling for Shit-Zippers

~~$42.00~~ $9.69

This item is leftover from a briefly offered English course on the “Study of Vulgarity and Insolence in Writing”. These were supposed to be sent back to the manufacturer but apparently some “monkey-weasel” lost the receipt.

Misprint “Go Klan Go” Pennant

~~$22.65~~ $0.25

With 10,000 currently in stock, these pennants are the result of a massive error by a South Carolina athletic company which refuses to acknowledge the mistake and claims that “none of the other chapters have complained.”

Half-eaten Tuna Sandwich

~~$??.??~~ FREE

This was just something that got left in the bookstore’s workroom fridge and no one would cop to it. It’s unclear how old it is or if it’s really tuna (it smells like tuna) but if you want to come get it, it’s yours.

Tippy Top Ten: Reading Week

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February 17, 2014

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10. Spent entire week writing in ultimate act of rebelliousness

9. Without the usual crazy lines, finally visited SFU Art Gallery

8. Discovered your idea of “sleeping-in” has reached 4 p.m.

7. Coined a new term for masturbation then played “flappy bird” a lot

6. Adjusted to life without the Tonight Show with Jay Leno

5. Watched world’s finest athletes compete in the Olympics due to being too lazy to reach for the remote

4. Found out “Reading Break” isn’t that big of a party in Cabo San Lucas

3. Practiced silent, unconscious, lying down form of meditation

2. Learned what “neknominate” means and counted it as studying for PoliSci

1. Reading, obviously

Never trust a man that says “trust me”

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February 17, 2014

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He strolled in like a young William Shatner.

Just kidding, he actually strolled in like a middle-aged Bruce McCulloch, but requested all of us who were “live tweeting” to describe his entrance as such.

From the moment McCulloch awkwardly danced his way onto and around the stage, spitting out advice, spoken word style (“never trust a woman who uses a dream catcher as a birth control device”), accompanied by his lifelong friend and musical collaborator Brian Connally, the audience was hooked.

McCulloch, who is well known as a member of the infamous Canadian sketch comedy troupe The Kids in the Hall, has spent his adult life acting, writing and directing (Superstar, Stealing Harvard, Dog Park).

Young Drunk Punk, which played at the Firehall Arts Centre from Jan. 28 to Feb. 1, is a self-written and directed intimate performance in which McCulloch plays the character of himself. It’s more than stand-up, more than a play, more than musical performance or poetry: it’s a unique and brilliant storytelling concoction with a refreshingly different flavour. Its title comes from the book he is also working on by the same name, from which he has pulled pieces to give us this time-stopping performance.

In Young Drunk Punk, McCulloch discloses his less-than-ideal upbringing in Alberta. He remembers himself as an outsider, which he thinks is just a “fancy word for loser.” His “weird little life” consisted of him blaring The Clash and the Sex Pistols, blow drying his hair, getting drunk and constantly planning out when and how to best beat up his father. In short, being an angsty 80s punk. He let us know that it was easy to be a punk in those days, though: “Just sleep in one day and there you go.”

Family is “something you survive” or “a tyrannical clutch of people who look like you but are nothing like you.”

In addition to the challenging life of an outsider, another major theme of McCulloch’s performance is family, which, as he puts it, is “something you survive,” or “a tyrannical clutch of people who look like you but are nothing like you.”

He reflects on his own youthful rebellion and, despite the fact that his “trophy” children are still very young, he marvels that the days when his son will want to beat him up are not so distant.

Growing old is another theme of the piece. “I used to wear pajamas ironically, now I just wear them.” He explores the horrific experience of once being young and cool and then waking up in the middle of life emptying the dishwasher and understanding the appeal of golf.

Although the show was mostly delivered with dark humour, sincerity was woven in as well. At one point when he was discussing family he reminded us that everyone who exists and has ever existed shares the same air, saying “If you miss somebody, just take a breath.”

From poodles as “gateway dogs” and songs of unicorns with HIV to bad sex weekends and methanol blow jobs, the show weaves a wild, disjointed narrative of McCulloch’s young, mean years — a time of painful self-exploration.

Young Drunk Punk is completely one-of-a-kind: it’s raunchy, surprising and hilarious. It is a brave act that is sure to resonate with the outsider in us all.

Woohoo, boohoo

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February 17, 2014

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Woohoo

SFU’s Zero Waste project is a step in the right direction. There ain’t nothing wrong with trying to double the amount of waste diverted at the university by 2015. Even though it took me about 30 seconds of standing in front of the new waste bins to figure out where to put the segments of a coffee cup, that 30-second learning curve is one that I, and you, can afford.
Canada is a wasteful nation. As of the last study on waste produced by the Conference Board of Canada in 2009, Canadians produced about 777 kgs of garbage each, while 16 other countries’ averaged 578 kg.
World-wide waste has some pretty devastating results. For instance, look at the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. It’s an area spanning the Pacific Ocean with a high concentration of broken-down plastic, chemical sludge, and other waste. While its exact size is undetermined, scientists generally agree that it’s too damn big.
Adding a bit to Dan Moxon’s sing-song sentiment, it’s about flippin’ time for zero waste at SFU.

Boohoo

Many SFU bathrooms inadvertently take a step backwards in cutting waste.
The self-flushing toilets consistently flush more than once. Once, while I was in a stall, a toilet flushed five times due to the unfortunate combination of over-sensitive triggers and a tiny bathroom stall. Aside from the wasted water, I personally don’t like having the toilet flush unless I’m running out of the stall: otherwise, the water must spray more than just a little bit on me. Bleh.
And how about the thin paper towels? I’ve personally only seen them in the Woodwards campus. If memory serves right, they straight-up say on them “environmentally friendly.” Somehow, I doubt this is true when I use at least two to dry my hands enough to operate the door. And at Woodwards, I’ve never seen hand dryer alternatives in the men’s restroom.
These two “efficiencies” waste more than simple alternatives.

SFU stung at Desert Stinger

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It was hardly a banner week for the SFU softball squad, as they opened their season with five straight non-conference losses at the Desert Stinger, hosted by the University of Montana-Billings over reading week.

The Clan’s first game — a 9–7 loss to the University of Mary — was one of the team’s best outings of the event.

“I saw a lot of positives and I was pleasantly surprised by our offensive production,” said head coach Mike Renney. That offence continued in SFU’s second game, but the girls allowed 13 runs in a 13–6 loss to fall to 0–2.

“I didn’t think we would put that many runs on the board this early but we still need to put more up than our opponents so we’ve got lots of work to do,” he added.

The Clan were able to hang in against Humboldt State, the defending NCAA Division II West Region Champions in their third contest, but ultimately lost 6–4 to the fourth-ranked Lumberjacks.

But over the next two games, the Clan imploded. SFU lost their final two games, against Fort Lewis College and Regis University, by a combined 22–1; both were decided in just five innings, thanks to the mercy rule.

Despite the tough trip, Renney remains positive.

“A number of our goals [. . .] were met,” he said after the final game. “Primarily, our freshman got in and played a lot so they got a measure of where they are and where to need to get to because clearly we have a long way to go.”

He continued: “I was pleased with our offence early on and unfortunately after a couple losses it disappeared. I think that was a product of us falling behind, and our young players trying too hard.

“We’ll look forward to the next opportunity and hopefully we will enter each game with a purpose and we’ll be working on the things we need to address.”

Clan open season with a win

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It was a game of momentum shifts and early season jitters, but the 17th ranked Simon Fraser lacrosse team ran away with a 16-9 victory over Div. II opponent Western Washington Vikings on Feb 8.

After coming out strong and posting a 6–0 lead at the end of the first quarter, the Clan ran into a few hitches, giving up seven goals over the next two quarters and scoring only six, narrowing the lead to 12-7 after three.

While the Vikings refused to give in, the Clan shut the door on them quickly, giving up just two goals to the visitors and tallying four in the final quarter to make the final score 16–9.

Ten different Clan players potted goals in the contest; sophomore Tyler Kirkby lead the way with five goals and an assist.

After playing his first year down at Bellarmine University in Louisville, KY, Kirkby was very pleased with his first outing with the Clan. “I thought it was pretty exciting. Everyone has been chomping at the bit to start playing. I could see the jitters out there in everyone, including myself, but all in all we found each other and made the good things happen,” he said.

Four other Clan players recorded multiple points in the opening matchup. Sophomore Andrew Branting and junior Sam Clare both tallied two goals and an assist each, while junior Ward Spencer scored a goal and two assists, and sophomore Lyndon Knuttila recorded a goal and an assist.

Other goal scorers included juniors Casey Foster, Cameron Chisholm, and Matthew Bailey, with senior defenceman Riley Wanzer and junior Mark Hilker also scoring their first goals of the season.

The Clan dominated offensively, outshooting the Vikings 47–23 over the course of the game. Goaltending duties were split between both Clan goaltenders, with senior Darren Zwack getting the start and freshman Jeremy Lasher taking over in the second half. Vikings goaltender Jordan Johnson stood tall, recording a .659 save percentage with 31 saves on 47 Clan shots.

Most of the Vikings goals came off of power plays, with 7:30 minutes of penalties plaguing the Clan, including two stints of being down two men. The Vikings, meanwhile, were shorthanded for just 2:30.

Keeping their composure and controlling their checks will be something the Clan has to focus on in the future as they look to play some tougher opponents.

The Clan were supposed to play Portland State in a double header on opening weekend but due to stormy conditions on the I-5, Portland was unable to attend so the game will be rescheduled. The Clan’s next home game is on March 1 versus rival #8 Oregon.

University Briefs

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UFV opens new agricultural facility

UFV’s new Centre of Excellence in Agriculture officially opened on Saturday, Feb. 15. The centre will provide a place for those interested in agriculture to study and receive training relevant to the industry.

Located in Chilliwack, the centre is in “the heart of the bread basket of BC,” — the heart of the agricultural industry. The hope is to involve the industry so that students can study the technology as well as learn in the classroom.

UFV facilities and campus development executive director Craig Toews told The Cascade, “If we don’t have industry involved, we don’t really have a real check and balance in terms of [whether or not] we are training students with the skills that the industry really needs for jobs.”

With files from The Cascade

UBC student swims to raise HIV awareness

Haley Pipher, a fourth year UBC student, will swim 10 kilometres in three hours to raise funds for HIV awareness.

Pipher, a former member of the UBC Thunderbirds swim team, told The Ubyssey: “[The swim] has been something I’ve wanted to do for quite a few years now. There’s a lot of stigma against this disease, so I’m just trying to raise a little bit of awareness.”

The swim will take place at 10:30 a.m. on Feb. 18 at the UBC aquatic center with proceeds going to the Positive Living Society of British Columbia, an organization for HIV/AIDS support and awareness.

With files from The Ubyssey

McGill students protest fossil fuels conference

Around 30 McGill students and community members organized a blockade at a conference held by the McGill Institute for the Study of Canada (MISC) on Feb. 7 to discuss fossil fuel usage.

Mona Luxion, a protester, stated, “[MISC has] to understand it is a very political decision to have a conference that debates the role of the tar sands in some sort of ‘both sides are equal’ way, rather than acknowledging [that] the tar sands and global warming are killing people right now, and will continue to do so.”

Justyna, a Concordia student, voiced her dissent with the protest, saying, “I understand their position; however I think blocking the door and not letting people into a conference that is supposed to be about open discussion and rational debate isn’t a very productive way of supporting or representing your opinion.”

With files from The McGill Daily

Board Shorts

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February 16, 2014

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Funding request reaches SFSS exec.

The Chinese Students and Scholars Association (CSSA) requested $4,000 from Funding and Grants for their annual Lantern Festival Event, to be held on Feb. 15, $2,000 of which was allotted for prizes, including two iPads and rings from Tiffany’s. Funding and Grants has already contributed $300 for the rehearsal space as well as $170 for audio-visual materials.

The CSSA had originally requested approximately $7,800 for their event. As of Feb. 12, they had only sold 100 tickets — around 30 per cent of the total capacity for the event.

Funding and Grants has approximately $9,000 left in their budget for the remainder of the fiscal year, which ends in three months. Based on this, as well as the fact that Funding and Grants does not usually approve requests exceeding $1,500, it was resolved that the SFSS would give the CSSA $1,500 for location and logistics expenses.

Clan send Wolves packing

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February 14, 2014

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From the first tip-off, the ball was in Clan hands for nearly the whole first half. The dominant opening 20 minutes against the Western Oregon Wolves led to the Clan’s tenth victory in the Great Northwest Athletic Conference (GNAC).

Erin Chambers scored the first basket setting the tone for the rest of the game, but the score didn’t really start to ramp up in SFU’s favour until after the first media timeout early in the contest. The Wolves scored on a couple of free throws to bring the score to 14–10, but SFU would hold them to just four more points over the latter half of the opening frame.

Though Chambers opened the scoring, the star of the half was Rebecca Langmead, who scored 16 points and boosting the Clan’s slight edge to complete dominance.

While the Clan could find space at will in the Wolves’ end, there were no holes in the Clan’s defence, and at the midway point SFU was dominating Western Oregon, 35–14.

“We came out really strong defensively,” said point guard Marie-Line Petit, who had six assists on the night. “We knew really they had two weapons offensively, and we controlled them really well.”

But the Wolves turned things around in the second, draining 17 points in just over eight minutes. The previously tight Clan defence became sloppy, with WOU’s Kelsey Henry putting on a show much like Langmead in the first, dominating for a short time.

“[The Wolves] had that extra spark, maybe, that extra edge,” conceded Petit of her opposition’s strong second-half start.

But the Clan’s first-half cushion gave them a chance to regain their momentum. Halfway through the second, SFU rallied off 10 straight points, including two three-pointers by Chambers.

Langmead scored a career-high 24 points, and though the Wolves won the second half 36–35, the 21-point gap secured in the first by the Clan meant a decisive win, and a 10–4 conference record.