Literal Hellfire And 6 Other Groundbreaking New Ways To Cook An Egg (NOT Clickbait)

Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate I was sitting alone in my bedroom when I got a call from an unknown number.  “What are you thinking...

SFSS hires this year’s IEC chief, a loaf of banana chocolate chip bread

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor As the SFSS election season draws near, the Board of Directors has appointed this year’s chief independent electoral commissioner...

SFU invites students to Feral Coyote Therapy

Written by Maxwell Gawlick, Peak Associate After the great success of the school’s recent Dog Therapy sessions, SFU’s Health & Counselling Services is bringing the...

SFU drinking games to kick off (and get you through) the semester

I’m Not Drunk, YOU’RE Drunk A game to play when you’ve had a big Wednesday night out, only to find yourself in lecture on Thursday...

Trudeau’s new beard “full of secrets,” sources said last Wednesday

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor As Prime Minister Justin Trudeau dons a scruffy new look for the new year, sources close to him have...

Couple breaks up after one lover is caught texting their fave YouTube videos to their side pieces

Written by Jennifer Low, Peak Associate BURNABY, BC — “We are so over!” Ashley Johnston’s voice could be heard echoing down the hallways of the...

How I got involved with SFU’s Red Backpack Cult

Written by Paige Riding I joined the SFU Athletics cult and all I got was this stupid red backpack. It happens to the best of us....

To all the Grindr guys I’ve loved before

Written by Juztin Bello, Copy Editor Dear blank profile,  You were my first love, and I’ll always remember you for that. Except I don’t even...

CONFESSIONALS: The housing crisis in Vancouver is ruining my sex life

Written by Juztin Bello, Copy Editor It’s a little after midnight. I’ve lost count of how many drinks I’ve had at this club, and I...