A list of things I will accept in my trick-or-treat bag

By:  Alannah Wallace It’s Halloween! You know what that means — all of our dentists are sitting on the edge of their chairs ready to...

Quiz: What type of ghost are you?

By: Monica Branch Before you can spook around, you have to figure out what ghost you’ll be — since not everyone can be Danny Phantom...

How to take a better unsolicited dick pic

By: Gene Cole We each need to spend our free time doing something. Some of us take on hobbies to distract ourselves from modern life,...

Sixth senses you wish you could have

By: Meghan Light You all know what I’m talking about. Our five senses are boring as fuck. So, here is a compiled list of potential...

United Nations to recognize Vape Nation sovereignty

By: Aaron Richardson The rapid expansion of the population of Vape Nation has been kept under close watch by the United Nations (UN) for a...

SFU sells pond parking passes in hopes of relieving parking congestion

An incident on October 2, in which a car drove into the AQ reflecting pond, actually offered up some inspiration for SFU admin on...

GoFundMe projects of 2017

By: Winona Young Tech-Free Retreat (TFR): disconnect to reconnect with REAL LIFE ($15,517 of $45k goal) OK, so when was the last time that we as...

How to get HYPED for Halloween

By: Jessica Parsons Finally! The extravagant demon living inside of you can rejoice! As soon as the clock ticks to midnight of October 1, it...

SFU launches Wi-Fi network “SFUNET-INSECURE”

By: Gene Cole The studious computer science experts in the SFU Wi-Fi Dungeon have been working hard on systems that are vital to the modern...

Dear Instacrush part three

read Dear Instacrush part 1 here! read Dear Instacrush part 2 here! Dear Dumb @InstaCrush, You know, right as I think we take a step forward,...