The allegations are true! SFU has a student government

Written by: Zoe Vedova The SFSS exposes itself to the student body, and no one is enjoying the sight Burnaby, B.C. — A trembling first-year clings...

Clubbing at SFU

Written by: Nathaniel Tok With Clubs Days having just ended, the newly minted SFU Student Amusement Department (SAD) has worked with the equally new SFSS...

Canada’s Newest Parties

Written by: Trevor Roberts The next Canadian federal election is scheduled to occur no later than October 13 of next year, and if 2015 taught...

The best dirty talk to set the mood

Written by: Hannah Davis Hey you! Yes you! Tired of having super boring sex all the time? Tried all the conventional ways to spice things...

SFU to offer transit service across puddles

Written by: Maxwell Gawlick We all know what’s coming: rain. As the fall semester comes into full swing, prepare to embrace soggy shoes, waterlogged socks,...

Going undercover with the raccoons

Written by: Jennifer Low SEPTEMBER 4, 2018 – DAY 10: They have accepted me as one of their own The raccoons still have not seen through...

Comedic Poetry: When I Have Fears that I May Cease to Drink

Written by: Larissa Melville It’s a long way home from here. But I tread o’er the widesalk, arm linked with a stranger’s and a light, bubbly air...

Zombie apocalypse fashion journal

Written by: Hannah Davis Dear Diary, It’s been eight days since the zombie apocalypse. A small group of unlikely friends, including myself, are living in an...

Students caught in infinite loop of talking about school

Written by: Aaron Richardson BREAKING NEWS: Reports are streaming in about two SFU students who have been caught in an infinite loop of talking about...

SFU researcher completes student identification study

Written by: Nathaniel Tok Graduate student Yoda Yohansen has discovered the key to identifying which year students are in. The study on the typical habits and...