Comedic poetry: Getting drunk for the first time

Written by: Kitty Cheung You walk excitedly into the basement party, nestled in the suburbs, surrounded by university friends, more like acquaintances? whatevs, WE FINNA GET FUCKED...

Rejection letter from the company you’re too unqualified for

Written by: Eva Zhu Dear Mr. Just Graduated, Thank you for your application for the position of Director of Human Resources. Unfortunately, we here at Way...

Pro-tips from a self-declared wine snob

Written by: Jessica Parsons I know that you could never hope to be as sophisticated as me, myself being the wine connoisseur that I am....

A tale of one-night stands

Written by: Hannah Davis This is an ode to the one-night stand! To the people who’ve gone home With some random person And a one night break for...

How to pick up girls in the gym

Written by: Victoria Lopatka      Dress for success. Rip the sleeves off your T-shirt, and pair some oversized basketball shorts with overpriced basketball sneakers (even...

SFU washroom reviews

Written by: Kitty Cheung Towers, SFU Residence (2/5 stars) Ah, dorm life at SFU. While it has become a popular opinion that SFU isn't much of...

Reviews for Tinder profiles

Written by: Supreet Kaur There is a trend on dating apps like Tinder, and we all know it. While the profiles of men lie barren...

Your inner monologue as you write a test

Written by: Amal Javed Abdullah “You may now begin the test. Good luck.” You flip over the test. Name, check. Student ID, check. Did you spell...

Honest reviews of the provinces and territories of The Great White North

Written by: Amal Javed Abdullah Newfoundland Likely the friendliest province in the country. Despite being bigger than PEI, you wouldn’t know it by living there. I...

Canada finally entering its early 20s

By: Aaron Richardson Many modern Canadian historians have been spending time critically analyzing the country’s behaviour over the last couple of years. Their work has...