The Convocation Games

Humour Tribute from District Academia - 0
The day the reaping email arrived, the clouds over Burnaby brooded deeper than usual.  A message was broadcast to every graduating student from the...
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The Peak investigates: The SFU Pisser

Humour The Humour Investigator - 0
As I sat at my cubicle in The Peak office, all I could think about was what I used to be. When I was...
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Inmate blames prison time on éclair shortage

Humour Noeka Nimmervoll - 0
My university life was garbage. Except for that time of the day when I’d find myself in front of my favourite place, Café Pour...
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#NotClueless: Taylor’s engagement? More like my claim to fame

Humour Zainab Salam - 0
OK besties, brace yourselves because I have a confession. A major one. Like, this might actually BREAK the internet. It might be bigger than...
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Quiz: Who said it? Andrew Cuomo, Zohran Mamdani, or a DNC insider?

Humour Mason Mattu and Corbett Gildersleve - 0
Congratulations, you’ve survived 13 weeks of classes — pop quiz time! The Peak has gathered only the finest quotes from two well-known individuals and...
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#NotClueless: SFU, like, totally gave me a private jet?

Humour Katie Walkley - 0
Hey Instagram fan girly pop queens! It’s your influencer queen here. You won’t believe the level of growth I’ve been on lately — both...
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Vancouver to transform Science World into giant soccer ball

Humour Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik - 0
The City of Vancouver has been selected to host several FIFA World Cup games next summer. Exciting, right? In preparation for the ball-tastic event,...
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Rating MBC food choices based on how likely I am to recite Robert Frost whilst taking a shit after consumption

Humour Katie Walkley - 0
This is my long-awaited and highly requested ranking of the Maggie Benston Centre Food Court choices based on how likely I am to recite...
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Lana Del Rey’s hologram to headline Fall Kickoff

Humour Mason Mattu - 0
Picture this: Lana Del Rey, singing Chemtrails Over The Country Club, frantically flying over an audience, and waving her arms like a fairy all...
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The OneBC party is here to stop Comrade Rustad

Humour Yildiz Subuk - 0
The leader of the BC Conservative party, John Rustad, has recently lost the plot. He seems to be suppressing the Conservative party’s freedom of...
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