Dig, Baby Dig: SFU’s bold economic and educational plan

Inspired by the rapid passing of BC’s Bill 15: The Infrastructure Projects Act, and the federal Bill C-5: One Canadian Economy Act, SFU has...

SFU vs. UBC: The renewed rivalry

It was still light out at 8:32 p.m., and I felt unstoppable. I’m not proud of what I did, but it had to be...

CONFESSIONAL: I “pay it forward” in the drive-thru to gain aura points

Imagine you’re me. A writer, in an age of inflation and AI takeover. Like Charlotte Lucas in Pride and Prejudice, “I’ve no money, and...

STATEMENT: Prime Minister Carney explains why he invited Modi to the G7 Summit

OTTAWA — My fellow Canadians. It ‘tis I, Big Daddy Mark Carney, here.  India is run like a well-cooked roti by Narendra Modi, who is...

A call for revolution (and moving sidewalks) at blusson hall

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! SFU storm bringers, we have gone on too long walking immeasurable distances from class to class. We are made to feel...

I’m forever haunted by Harbour Centre Mall

Look, there’s nothing better than waking up at the crack of dawn to attend a lecture. I don’t expect anything remotely interesting to happen...

The Peak investigates: Jugo Juice closure

Coffee Brown was recently faced with his most difficult task as a member of the Beverage Mafia. Brown had been loyal to the mafia...

Pitt Meadows saves WrestleMania 42

This week, WWE fans of British Columbia are celebrating with more fervour than Hulk Hogan flexing his win against Andre the Giant at WrestleMania...