The Peak investigates: Students falling down the stairs from Blusson Hall to the AQ

Humour Heidi Kwok - 0
As a wannabe-investigative journalist, I was determined to follow in the footsteps of my predecessors at The Peak Investigates column. Thus, donning my fedora,...
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Survival guide: post-holiday edition

Humour Noeka Nimmervoll - 0
After the holidays, everything sucks. I love the part of winter when all I do is stuff my face with carbs and cocktails, because,...
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Hallmark presents: Love on the Mountaintop

Humour Mason Mattu - 0
MAGGIE BENSTON CENTRE - REGISTRAR SERVICES DESK  SIMON FRASER UNIVERSITY  HOLLY is conversing with REGISTRAR OFFICE LADY. The room is grey with no Christmas decorations in...
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The Clausgate Scandal: How Big Beverage tried to cancel Christmas

Humour Zainab Salam - 0
By the time the headline “Santa Claus Hates Everyone” ricocheted across the internet and news outlets, the world had already begun cancelling Christmas. Children...
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I give a guy a chance . . . and look what happened

Humour Noeka Nimmervoll - 0
I just got back from a date, and . . . wow. There might be a lot of fish in the sea, but damn,...
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How long will Carney’s government last? We asked a tea leaf reader

Humour Ashi - 0
How long will this government survive? Read on to find out! Remember to follow my TikTok for exclusive digital palm reading.  Hiiii, lovelies! Welcome back...
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Reimagining Shakespeare: The campus is but a stage

Humour Zainab Salam - 0
Jess: a fourth-year student, burdened by ambition and Wi-Fi issues. Advisor: a keeper of bureaucratic riddles, and a destroyer of hopes and dreams. Professor: philosopher, lecturer,...
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Men’s washroom etiquette 101

Humour Akashdeep Dhaliwal - 0
So here’s when it all started. In September of my first year, I walked into an SFU men’s washroom for the very first time....
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SCARY STORIES: Vampire spotted at the Bennett Library

Humour Gurnoor Jhajj and Mason Mattu - 0
It all went down before a history midterm, on the sixth floor of the library. I was going over my notes, double-fisting two coffees...
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I HATE YOU. UNSINCERLY, YOUR LAPTOP’S KEYBOARD

Humour Veronica Richards - 0
Every day, I curse that I was born as a plebeian laptop keyboard! If only I could’ve been a bougie mechanical with 18 different...
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