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SFU heroically lowers their own bar even further with P/CR/NR grading for electives

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By: Nancy La, SFU Student After almost a full year of online classes, SFU finally wakes up from its slumber and decides that yes, students...
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Four things that would’ve protected the Capitol better than their security

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By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer Okay, so, the whole Capitol coup happened, right? And the officers supposedly protecting the place kind of . . ....
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SFU-inspired cocktails to drown your university-related sorrows

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By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer CW: Mentions of blood, mental health The Midterm Season An iced-coffee inspired cocktail that is basically a $9 Starbucks drink with pizazz...
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Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: February 1–7

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By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor ARIES: BARK! BARK! BARK! WOOF WOOF! BARK! TAURUS: Try split-dyeing your hair, Taurus. All the cool kids are doing it. You’ve...
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Top Ten reasons I’ve been unable to catch some shuteye

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By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, SFU Student The collapse of liberal western democracy Imagine waking up to find the Scottish unicorn on your passport in your room...
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How quarantine has completely destroyed my socialization skills

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By: Madeleine Chan, Kyla Dowling, and Nathan Tok I can’t leave people on read IRL? (Madeleine) I think I realized that human interaction isn’t for me...
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Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: January 25–31

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By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer ARIES: Have you invested in “screaming into the void” lately? I think it’d be really therapeutic for you. If no...
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Pets unionize, annoyed with owners using them as compensation for a lack of online personality

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By: Juztin Bello, SFU Alumnus Vancouver, BC — Following an influx of complaints from household pets regarding inaccurate quoting for captions on Instagram, zero compensation...
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SFU economics alumnus solves Canadian global debt crisis by suggesting we “print more money”

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By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor VANCOUVER, BC — A recent graduate from the SFU department of economics, Matthew Lashuk, has gone where no other economist...
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The haunting of all the books I have bought but never read: a memoir

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By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer I can feel them watching me.   The clown on the cover of It by Stephen King, the main character of Leo...
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© The Peak Publications Society 1965-2024