A Beedie fashion scramble

By: Emma Jean and Paige Riding “STACIA! Get in here!! Shut the door, will you?” “Yes, ma’am.” “Listen. Something really, really bad happened, but you can’t tell...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: April 5–11

By: Gurleen Aujla, Peak Associate ARIES: You’ve waited until the last minute to watch your lecture recordings and you’re furiously trying to learn about the...

Pandemic pain poems

By: Subaig Bindra Echoes, Silence, Patience, and Grace I try calming my worries by listening to Foo Fighters during cold showers, but then I worry about...

Comics

By: Sara Brinkac, SFU Student

SFU security guard can’t tell if person entering building is a student or raccoon

By: Dev Petrovic, Staff Writer That’s the best you can do, SFU? You gave me a plastic folding table to sit at while ensuring the...

Top Ten things me and the boys are gonna do after we’re vaccinated

By: Juztin Bello, SFU Alumnus Loiter at the mall If there’s one thing me and the boys missed doing, it’s wandering around the mall. We’d...

COVID Bingo

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: March 29–April 4

By: Charlotte Gravert, Peak Associate As spring arrives, the animals are waking up from hibernation! Who, you wonder, is your mammalian lookalike? The stars hold...

The “Leave Meeting” button: The red forbidden fruit

By: Nathan Tok / Peak Associate English 404W class. Week 2. When I first hath heard of Topics in Medieval Literature, I was told tales of...

Top Ten things that can be substituted for a personality

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer Liking an obscure musician that other people definitely haven’t heard of  We all know this person, and honestly? We all...