Dear Peakie

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer and All Knowing Dear Peakie, My roommate keeps eating my eggs, but when I confront them they completely deny it! They...

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Top ten reasons SFU is better than UBC

By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor Our campus isn’t the worst Separate buildings across a 400 hectare campus? What is that? Who needs...

Horoscopes: March 28–April 1

By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer and prank expert ARIES  You love a good sitcom prank. As overdone as the whipping cream-sleep-feather routine might be, it also never...

Oscar Watch 2022

By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor Oscar night is approaching and glamour is in the air! While it may be an exciting time for film buffs and...

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SFU Student Updates March 21–25

By: Luke Faulks, Staff Writer Key Updates SFU Board celebrates ’s student activism in recent policy shift SFU has a proud history of student activism going back nearly...

Top Ten ways to recover from a fall

By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer 1. Pretend to propose Since you’re on the ground already, you might as well just stay on your knees and start proposing...

Finding your soul style

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer Hello my little seeds, Have you longed for the perfect type of clothing for your flesh vessel? Be not afraid. I am...

Top Ten SFU Student Phrases

By: Hannah Kazemi, Peak Associate 1.  “Do you think it’ll bite me if I pet it?” Going to school on a mountain means there’s a lot of...