Jason’s home making tips and life hacks for 2022

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer What’s up, blessed folks? It’s me, Jason. You know me: I’m everywhere, man. I’m at Tim Horton’s meeting Tim Horton...

LEAKED: SFU and UBC to announce joint holiday celebration

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor BURNABY,  BC — With a recording of a leaked phone call, an anonymous whistleblower shared news of an SFU and...

SFU Student Updates: November 29–December 5

By: N.T., Peak Associate Key Updates SFU to launch toboggan rental service According to an extensive poll, 99.9% of SFU students would like a way to go...

Best and worst choices: 2021 edition

By: Tamanna T., Staff Writer The fall 2021 semester coming to an end makes me wonder what I actually learned this year at SFU (it...

SFU’s Earth Science Department has their own bones and no-bones days

By: Tamanna T., Staff Writer Professor Xiomara Singh from SFU’s earth science department has initiated her own version of Bones Day, inspired by Noodle the...

Top 10 holiday gifts for SFU students

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor A framed photo of SFU administration In moments of peace and times of despair, I always think...

2022 Bingo

By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer Plain text from image: After another chaotic year of saying, “Well, I didn’t have that on my 2021 bingo card” every...

Sonnet 2021

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor Shall I compare thee to an exam day? Thou art more stressful and despicable: Simon Fraser walls by clouds still grow grey And...

Finals season: a warning

By: Maya Beninteso, SFU Student   The cold, like hornets,  incessantly stinging at the back of your throat, nibbling at, not only your toes,  but your will to live,...

QUIZ: Should you get clubbed, go clubbing, or play club penguin?

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor Would you ever dye your hair with something that isn’t hair dye? A. Why would I buy...