Cactus Club uniform required for entry

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer “May I, monsieur, offer my services without the risk of intruding?”  Let me introduce myself first. From my white T-shirt,...

COMIC: The raccoons fall for a human’s tricks

By: Mason Mattu and Katie Walkley

It’s fucking simple: How to NOT spray your fellow transit riders with your yucky umbrella water

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor It’s 8:10 a.m. — I just woke up literally an hour ago. I’m crinkling up the aluminum foil which once...

Pineapples defy new pizza permission policy

By: Maya Papaya On Friday, Burnaby witnessed its 67th protest concerning pizza purist legislation. Bill C-XX, a provincial law restricting the allowed composition of pizza...

YES AND CHALLENGE GOES TOO FAR?!

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate Hey, what’s up, tryhard nation? It’s your boy Mr. 67, your favourite YouTuber’s favourite YouTuber back with another awesome video....

Poilievre x Trudeau: The original Heated Rivalry

By: XOXO, Pierre April 30, 2024 Dear Diary, Another day, another shift on Parliament Hill. During Question Period today, I dished out a flawless match against my...

HIRING: Seeking law professional skilled in clownery

By: Noeka Nimmervoll, Hiring Agent Bozo & Bubbles Law Group We are hiring — Professional lawyer clown  Our client, Elon Musk, is engaged in a dynamic lawsuit...

COMIC: It’s a plastic invasion!

By: Maya Barillas Mohan  

Planet SFU: Winter special

By: Veronica Richards, SFU student On a snowy mountain, about 366 metres above sea level, a fascinating creature can be found. We’ve staked out the...

When autocorrect helps the devil steal your girl

By:  Katie Walkley, Peak Associate Chad: Hey weirdo! Chad: *Wanda Wanda: hey chad! strange typo, lol. how r u? Chad: I’m alright. Feeling hyped to go see some...