SFUnexplained: Criminology monitors paranormal activity

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor Have you ever visited SFU’s most popular department and wondered why they have so many cameras? Have you felt like...

Professor set assignment due date time of 10:00 a.m.

By: Craig Allan, Peak Associate Professor Backenangel in the anthropology department upset his students by setting a due date for 10:00 a.m. instead of 11:59...

Your SFU Horoscopes: October 18–24

By: Finn Power, SFU Student ARIES: Today you might find yourself feeling strong anger and boredom. It may be beneficial to consider taking up stress-relief...

Recipes for disaster

By: N.T., Peak Associate and Carter Hemion, Humour Editor Pocket Full of Sunshine A simple snack for struggling students By Carter Hemion, Humour Editor Ingredients: ...

Zoom took me hostage (again)

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor October 4  10:27 a.m.: Oh fuck. My transcript stopped working two minutes ago and the text is glitched. I feel like...

Your SFU Horoscopes: October 11–17

By: Chitransh Motwani, SFU Student ARIES: Well, we know you’re excited for Halloween and your ghostly spirit is at its peak, but turn down your...

SFU Student Updates: Oct 11–17

By: Finn Power, SFU Student Key Updates We heard your pleading cries for change at Convocation Mall Worry no more, the tiles between Convocation Mall will be...

There are slugs in my kitchen but I’m a Humour writer so it’s funny

By: Jacob Mattie, Peak Associate There are slugs in my kitchen. As someone who uses this kitchen, I am not happy about this. However, as...

Student drops class for a serotonin boost

By: Craig Allan, SFU Student It was 2:30 in the morning, and I stared at my class selections on goSFU. I picked three classes to...

How to prepare for midterms in four easy steps

By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor Editor’s note: this piece was inspired by content creator JASH’s “How To Lose Weight in 4 Easy Steps!”  on YouTube. ...