Phrases to sound like you’ve done your reading

By: Tammy T., Staff writer Whenever a new semester starts, most of us swear to stay on top of our courses and do our readings...

Horoscopes January 17–21

By: Sara Brinkac, Cosmic mailman ARIES: Sorry I haven’t gotten out of retrograde. I accidentally had caffeinated tea at 8:00 p.m. last night and my orbital...

Top Ten Vancouver indie bands

By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor The Tiny Hat Trio Hailing from Commercial Drive, this 2010–14 indie folk cover band is a staple...

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By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor

Say goodbye to 2021 and hello to modern school spirit

By: N.T., Peak Associate With the start of yet another unprecedented pandemic New Year and semester, The SFU Bookstore is dedicated to supporting students and...

Top Ten loopholes for your New Year’s resolutions

By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor “Save more money” People are always so stressed about money. Saving this, spending that, “there’s no...

Dining with sophistication: The worst dining experience of my career

Restaurant: Chilcotin 16 Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ Location: Lower East Campus in the Townhouse District Appetizer: Eastern fusion noodles with chicken flavour Entrée: Crusted Pork with winter vegetables Dessert: House cheesecake   I...

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By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor

Your SFU horoscopes: January 10–14

By: Luke Faulks, Staff Writer ARIES: After horoscopes have repeatedly failed to accurately predict the ups and downs of your life, you’re starting to doubt...