Humour
Staying Sharp: Tips for being the hit of the party!
May 28, 2012By Colin Sharp Photos by Mark Burnham This could get weird, and I don’t mean to offend you, but you are kind of . . . boring. Like, really boring. Enough so that I’m worried that it’s some kind of syndrome or condition. I mean, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if there were an annual telethon held to try and fix people like you. Luckily, I know enough about…
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Petter Watch: May 28th
May 28, 2012By Colin Sharp Petter caught in front of full-length mirror singing Paula Abdul's "Straight Up" into a hairbrush.
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The Daily Snooze: Introductions
May 21, 2012By Jacob Samuel at The Daily Snooze
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Heathy, able-bodied woman refused to give up bus seat to man in wheelchair
May 21, 2012By Brad McLeod SEATTLE— A Seattle woman has been arrested today for disregarding national and state law when she refused to give up her priority front-row bus seat to a man in a wheelchair. Jane Cartwright, a 40-year-old activist from…
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Join the Club: The Urban Hunter-Gatherers’ Club!
May 21, 2012New to SFU? Missed clubs day? Finding it hard to make friends? Tired of sitting alone on Friday nights alphabetizing your tablespoons of the world collection? Well I’ll bet there’s a club that’ll help you cope with your crippling social…
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Petter Watch: May 21st
May 21, 2012Petter reading box over breakfast; wonders if he's getting enough thiamine.
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News Beat: May 21st
May 21, 2012Facebook terrorist cell hi-jacks profile page At approximately 1300 hours this afternoon, the sovereign state of one Annie Helgusson’s profile page was viciously and ruthlessly attacked by a rogue cell of Facebook terrorists. The attack occurred on the outskirts of…
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Stuff We Hate: May 14th
May 14, 2012Stuff We Hate: Pollen Picture this, okay, it’s summer. The birds are chirping, the air is clear and the sun is out with nary a cloud in the sky. A rolling wave of plant ejaculate wafts tenderly on the breeze…
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The Daily Snooze: Execution
May 14, 2012By Jacob Samuel at The Daily Snooze
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