Your weekly SFU horoscopes: Feb 3–Feb 9

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 This week, some might call you an evil-hearted monster for spilling the tea to your...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: Jan 27–Feb 2

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 This week, you’re tempted to drop projects that have no fruitful end in sight —...

SFU invites students to Feral Coyote Therapy

Written by Maxwell Gawlick, Peak Associate After the great success of the school’s recent Dog Therapy sessions, SFU’s Health & Counselling Services is bringing the...

From brutalist to boo-talist: SFU turns Robert C. Brown Hall into a year-round haunted house

Written by Meera Eragoda, Staff Writer In a move to facilitate easy fundraising, SFU has decided to turn Robert C. Brown Hall (RCB) into a...

Leaked transcript: a hostage negotiation with a stupidly rich man

Written by Rodolfo Boskovic, SFU Student DIAL TONE.  A PHONE IS PICKED UP OFF THE RECEIVER. ???: Who is this!? Listen! I’m holding a lit match and...

DEAR PEAKIE: Talking over the cold, homicide, and fake news

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, How can I stay warm on campus? I literally wear so many layers and the cold mountain still...

SFU welcomes its REAL new president: Canadian-brand Meghan Markle

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor After months of tireless searching, a stroke of good luck has brought SFU our next school president. In a...

“This is not what I was promised”: Students protest 2020, the dawn of a disappointing decade

Written by Jennifer Low, Peak Associate Whatever happened to that bright, shiny new-decade glow? SFU students have come to point out that the wool cannot...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: January 20–26

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 You’ll sweat a bit this week. You think your friends might be playing “kiss, marry,...

I accidentally joined the university pyramid scheme

Written by Paige Riding Check your phone — there’s a new direct message on Instagram. Is it a clueless friend, sending you ANOTHER meme you’ve...