Your weekly SFU horoscopes: February 17–23

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 Read a book this week. You never know when you’ll earn a bonus 1% in...

CONFESSIONALS: I’m a resume template harlot

Written by Dominic Wildebee, SFU Student I’ve had my back blown out by three different resume templates in the past week. I know you’re sitting, judging...

Valentines to give your favourite plagiarizers

Written by Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief "Are you on exchange from Tennessee? Because you’re definitely not getting a 10/10 from me" "On a scale from 1 to...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: February 10–16

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 This week, tell your suitor that it’s French kisses or nothing — and you really...

QUIZ: What form of birth control are you?

Written by Zoe Vedova, Peak Associate From gutting public school sex education classes to threatening to decrease access to abortions, our sexual health is constantly...

SFSS hires this year’s IEC chief, a loaf of banana chocolate chip bread

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor As the SFSS election season draws near, the Board of Directors has appointed this year’s chief independent electoral commissioner...

Sick of sharing offices, sessional team up to rent abandoned WMC lunch kiosk

Written by Maxwell Gawlick, Peak Associate Any student who has taken a course with a sessional instructor knows how awkward it is trying to squeeze...

DEAR PEAKIE: Talking washrooms, wash-outs, and narcissism

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  Do I absorb Jeff Bezos' worth if I eat him or does everything stay the same? From, Didn’t Get...

CONFESSIONALS: I’m an abandoned microwave

Written by Kelly Chia, Features Editor Life at SFU isn’t easy. It’s not the humdrum grey and red that gets you, but the illusion that...

Mount Burnabus: Rise of the SFU Olympians

Written by Juztin Bello, Madeleine Chan, Kelly Chia, Gabrielle McLaren, and Zach Siddiqui If you read the Percy Jackson books, then you know that the...