Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
PORT COQUITLAM, BC — On Tuesday morning, local quarantiner Angelica Velasquez reported that her neighbour’s plants were looking hot...
By: Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
“The diversity in water level between each clear, carefully crinkled bottle reflects the exposure of hidden privilege, the invisible becoming...
By: Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
Classes have only been cancelled for a few days, but hundreds of SFU students have already emailed complaints to the...
By: Terrence Rivers, SFU Student
Yet another Port Coquitlam resident has been caught lying about their sordid roots, witnesses report. Summer Bowers, 23, has told...
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
Aries — March 21–April 19
Your rage issues are back this week. Good thing social distancing means you can’t keep...
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
Dear Peakie,
You’ve basically raised me this semester. I’ve done everything you’ve prescribed in your column! I left the Red...
Written by Marco Ovies, Arts Editor
On Friday, SFU’s incoming president Joy Johnson announced her plans to shut down SFU’s Department of History. The university...