SASSY DRAG NAMES FOR YOUR SASSY SELF

By:  Janis McMath, Rosie Grayson, Gabrielle McLaren, Alex Bloom If drag culture hasn’t already consumed your soul, your sanity, and all your free time, consider hopping onto the...

The worst times to Hulk out

By: Ahmed Ali As you all know, constantly turning into a 10-foot-tall Rage Monster when you get angry is never the most convenient superpower. There...

Hot new Uber delivery services!

If you haven’t been living under a rock these past few years, you would have heard of Uber — a more affordable taxi service...

Sightseeing on the 95 SFU/Burrard Station

The first sign of civilization at Duthie Holy FUCK that was the longest ride down the mountain ever. I’m pretty sure the driver was...

How to be ready for the weather at SFU

By: Tiffany Chang What to do when it’s raining cats and dogs   It seems impossible to stay dry when it is pouring outside ALL the...

Reasons why I could never be a professor

By: Simrin Purhar My parents keep asking me if I’m sure “school is for me.”  I’m a member of the pro-plagiarism society. I’m not...

How to celebrate International Women’s Day

March 8 is International Women’s Day, a time to celebrate all women and femmes alike for being amazing and magical beings. Now, if you’re...

HERO-FOR-LESS: Become a predictable formulaic hero for CHEAP!

By: Zoe Vedova HAVE YOU RECENTLY ACCIDENTALLY ACQUIRED SUPERPOWERS BUT DON’T THINK YOU’RE INTERESTING ENOUGH TO CARRY AN ENTIRE FRANCHISE? NOT A PROBLEM! Here at...

Help a needy child: Donate to our charity to see where your money is REALLY going!

By: Simrin Purhar At our charity, Needy Kids of Canada, you can select a specific area of support or tangible good to gift an underprivileged...

New questions OKCupid should ask

By: Hannah Davis How do you make a smoothie? Do you a) blend your smoothie before you eat it, or do you b) just eat...