Foods that you’ll find at a hipster health eatery

By: Eva Zhu Vancouver is Canada’s shitty version of Los Angeles, just without the job opportunities, concerts, or sunlight. You might ask, "How is this...

SFU, Disengaging the World

By: Alannah Wallace In recent years, SFU has boasted about its commitment to “engage the world.” The school claims that SFU students “aren’t ‘end-users’ to...

The Peak’s Tourist Guide to Vancouver

By: Aaron Richardson As the summer slowly approaches here in Vancouver, tourists will start flooding the streets like the parasites they are. Every year, they...

Local asshole thinks it’s fine to take up a whole booth in MBC by himself

By: Winona Young Earlier this week in SFU’s Maggie Benston Center (MBC), students were shocked to find a local asshole taking up an entire booth...

SFU Conspiracy Theories

By: Victoria Lopatka Conspiracy Theory #1: Graduation doesn’t exist For real, though, do you personally know anyone that’s ever graduated from SFU? I don’t mean a...

The hit new diet of the student

By Tiffany Chang We all know how fabulous students are when it comes to eating healthy, right? This is especially true during finals season. We...

New summer, same you

By: Gene Cole At last, we have reached the start of the summer semester. The wave of new obnoxious students has declined, the sun is...

Summer Expectations vs. Reality

By: Nathaniel Tok Every spring, when I see the sun for the first time since September, I become hopeful and start brainstorming ways to use...

The Symptoms of Senioritis

By: Jessica Parsons Have you been caught staring at a wall for hours, sensing a creeping existential crisis? How about looking at first-years and wondering...

Best places on campus to openly weep

By: Amal Javed Abdullah The semester might have just started, but it’s never too early to begin crying at the sorry state you will be...