Here’s what you missed on Riverdale

By: C Icart, staff writer There are currently 117 episodes of Riverdale. I have seen all of them. Any ridiculous plotline you can possibly think...

Confessionals: Halloween girlie refuses to be confronted by her own fears

By: Ab-horror-nt and Valid (Kelly Chia, Humour Editor) I am human. I am mortal. And alas, I think I have an all too relatable conundrum....

Which trash panda are you?

By: Sharon Ha, SFU Student Trash pandas, otherwise known as raccoons of the family procyonidae, are not only cute, they are terrifying. Why? Because they...

Horoscopes Sept 26th–Oct 2nd

By: Max Lorette and Kelly Chia, Partners in Star Crimes Aries Don’t look now, Aries, but the junk folder in your email is beginning to...

An Ode To My Luvr

By: Hannah Kazemi, Overly Devoted Staff Writer Dear Renaissance,   Oh, how I love you so, You stand by me when I need you most; Your presence everlasting, unwavering,...

Reviewing Renaissance: The Best and The Worst

By: Hannah Kazemi, Official Taste-Tester & Staff Writer Hey fellow students, it’s Hannah, and today I’m reviewing the esteemed Renaissance Café. The heart and soul...

Soul Style Quiz: Fall-ing in love

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor Hello my darling sprouts, You may remember my mother before me, Sylvia XVII, whose express purpose was to divine your perfect...

Cryptid Spotlight: The Bennett Creature

By: Max Lorette, Peak Associate and Certified Cryptozoologist Dressed in decrepit graduation robes, the Bennett creature lurks between the bookshelves of the reference section....

Top ten ways to ensure everyone knows you’re a calm and collected person

By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate 1. Cry with every minor inconvenience  Haven’t you heard? Only calm and collected people cry when their pencil drops for the...

A strongly worded letter to my gut biome as a 23-year-old student

By: Olivia Visser, Opinions Editor Dear digestive system, It’s me again. I know you think I’m constantly complaining, but I could really use a break here....