North Korean defector reveals that the size of Kim Jong-un’s threats subliminally reveal how small his penis actually is

The secret is out: a North Korean defector now living in Seoul, South Korea, is claiming that the size of Kim Jong-un’s threats is...

How to make your very own Oscar-bait movie script

Awards season has arrived at your friendly neighbourhood 12-theatre Cineplex Odeon. After trudging through months of cash-grab sequels and movies Adam Sandler probably conceived...

Study shows that SFU sustainability efforts are causing raccoon snacking habitats to disappear

A new study from Burnaby Mountain’s Rural Animal Welfare Report (RAWR) is warning that, unless the university takes action against their existing Zero Waste...

These Internet security questions are getting ridiculous

What is your mother’s mother’s mother’s maiden name? Which Baldwin brother — aside from Alec and Adam — would you sleep with if you absolutely...

Tony Hawk officially announces his endorsement of the Kinder Morgan half-pipeline

Amidst a sea of protesters and environmental activists this week, skateboarding icon Tony Hawk has publicly announced that he is in favour of the...

The week in comics

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Gift cards, crisp $20 bills top this season’s list of most wanted gifts

With Christmas still over a month away, the crunch is already on for some people trying to get their holiday shopping done before crowds...

Let’s throw a 90s teen movie party

Let’s do it.  Let’s throw a 90s teen movie party. This will be our last chance to throw one. Maybe we’re all graduating from high...

HUMOUR: Letter to the Editor

Dear The Peak, A problem has recently come to my attention that I feel compelled to bring up with your readership. As a respectable individual...