University student tries to reject generous offer of free cocaine

Strange occurrences on transit are nothing new to passengers on the bus. Whether it’s someone rolling a joint on a bus full of senior...

Ten reasons your cat thinks you’re an asshole

You may adore your fuzzy feline, but it feels quite the opposite about you. In truth, your cat probably thinks you’re a real ass-hat...

Local police warn about increase in unicycle thefts across the Lower Mainland

Unicyclists in the Greater Vancouver area are being advised to be extra-cautious with their rides this summer, as the number of unicycle thefts across...

Opening of Menchie’s upsets Yeti Yogurt fanatics

A group of students calling themselves the FroYo Freedom Fighters (FFFs) are livid with the recent opening of a Menchie’s yogurt bar at SFU....

Is the Highland Pub closure a front for an SFSS secret “party house”?

A recently released anonymous report has suggested that the Simon Fraser Student Society (SFSS) has orchestrated the Highland Pub’s ongoing financial worries and recent...