Written by: Youeal Abera
Racing down a hill
On a bike with no brakes —
Hitting a beehive
With my bare, entire face.
Walking on hot coals
And licking them too!
Eating spaghetti
With just a small spoon.
Swallowing worms
And slurping beetle stew.
Fighting Harambe
At the Cincinnati Zoo!
Listening to a hipster
Explain in detail
Why my taste in music
Is utterly stale.
All of these things suck, but please understand:
They are all more fun than Final Exams.
