MOSCOW — Former NSA worker and notable whistleblower, Edward Snowden, has continued to release top-secret documents about American mass-surveillance through wikileaks.org and has no plans to stop; unless of course he can get something in his favourite magazine, Rolling Stone.
According to Snowden insiders, the young fugitive on the lam has been sending all his writing including top-secrtet security leaks to Rolling Stone, but they’ve all been rejected and he’s had to go to his back-up plan.
“It’s been his life’s dream to write for Rolling Stone but he’s just not getting published there,” explained one anonymous insider close to Snowden. “He’s been settling for WikiLeaks and they’ve been pretty successful, but Rolling Stone still won’t give him the time of day.”
Although Rolling Stone has admitted that they see the value in Snowden’s writing and appreciate his passion, they say they “just don’t publish that kind of content,” and also added on his other submitted writing that “his album reviews just suck.”