“Seriously? That’s the best you can come up with? Next.”
Rebecca Winters — Speed Dater
“Wait, is this really — I mean actually? Oh god, *joyful sobbing noises*”
Russ Kincaid — Meteorologist
“I guess it’s nice out, though it’s hard to tell since I painted my windows black. You know, to blow out the mind-rays.“
Gregory Barnett — Tin foil hat man
“Werthers? You’re just in luck my dear; I just opened a fresh bag in the pantry. Now you just sit tight, while I tell you about the Crimean war.“
Betty Winslow — Adorably racist
“Meh. You’ve seen the underside of a molten crust once, you’ve seen it a thousand times.”
Z’uul — King of the mole people
