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Word on the Street: How’s the weather?

“Seriously? That’s the best you can come up with? Next.”

Rebecca Winters — Speed Dater

 

“Wait, is this really — I mean actually? Oh god, *joyful sobbing noises*”

Russ Kincaid — Meteorologist

 

“I guess it’s nice out, though it’s hard to tell since I painted my windows black. You know, to blow out the mind-rays.“

Gregory Barnett — Tin foil hat man

 

“Werthers? You’re just in luck my dear; I just opened a fresh bag in the pantry. Now you just sit tight, while I tell you about the Crimean war.“

Betty Winslow — Adorably racist

 

“Meh. You’ve seen the underside of a molten crust once, you’ve seen it a thousand times.”

Z’uul — King of the mole people

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