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September 8, 2015Woohoo: Turning 50 Hey SFU, I have seen the photos, and I can honestly say you have not aged one bit. You’re just as youthful as you were back in September, 1965, when you came into this world. For a university hitting its bicentennial, you’re hitting it in stride. I tip my hat and raise my glass to you. Here’s to aging like a fine wine and making 50 the new 20. Keep this up and you will be looking fabulous by the time you hit triple digits! Boohoo: Turning 15 Turning 15 sucks ass, and there is no amount…
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August 4, 2015Woohoo: Life beyond earth Outer space and extraterrestrial life have always fascinated me. I contemplate civilization through the course of human history — our barbarisms, thoughts and choices, values and ideals, our survival mechanisms — and I’m always struck with…
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July 20, 2015Woohoo: Poutine Nothing says satisfaction like fresh cut fries, blanched and cooked to crispy perfection, sided with squeaky cheese curds and hot gravy in one big bowl. What looks like cheese and gravy chaotically tossed into a dish actually sings…
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July 13, 2015Wooboo: Sunburns Getting sunburnt is absolutely the best feeling in the world, and you know it. Just stop and think about it for a second. A sunburn means that you’ve actually succeeded in tanning; it’s hard work laying on your…
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June 29, 2015Woohoo: Atlantic Lobster Sinking my teeth into this baby feels like I’ve captured heaven right on my plate. From the shores of the Atlantic, my little Nova Scotian friend is a companion to not only my stomach, but to my…
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June 22, 2015Boohoo: Father Time Father Time, old sport, you need to get off your wrinkly old buttocks and back in the game. You’re the living embodiment of time but you look like you haven’t left the house in centuries. You have…
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June 15, 2015Woohoo: Hannibal That’s right: the best show on TV that you’re still not watching is back. Get ready for another season of mouthwatering dishes made of human organs, overly stylized homoerotic tension, and Gillian Anderson being flawless. This season, our favourite…
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June 8, 2015Woohoo: Public transportation Buses are awesome! They take you everywhere you need to go. They could give you the chance to reconnect with a long lost friend, or your closest pals. The shared purpose to reach one’s destination is so…
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June 1, 2015Woohoo: The perfect pitch Their eyes are bright and attentive like sugar-obsessed tots in a candy store. A choir of buzzing cell phones scream for attention but go unanswered in the dark void of lint-filled pockets. The crowd hangs on…
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May 25, 2015Woohoo: One-ply I’m pulling a utilitarian stance and proclaiming that one-ply toilet paper is definitely the favourable tool with which to garnish our restrooms. Put simply, when I’m gracing the loo, I’d like to use something that gets the quick…
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