Tippy Top Ten

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Tippy Top Ten: St. Patrick’s Day

EIC March 16, 2014

Here are the Tippy Top Ten Signs Your St. Patrick's Day Party Sucked...   10. Green beer didn’t have any dye in it 9. Leprechaun only gave out one wish each 8. Celtic dancing was based entirely on Rajon Rondo moves 7. There was a potato chip famine 6. Playlist was exclusively from Adam Clayton solo albums 5. Guests fondly reminisced about Bloody Sunday   4. Confused Ireland with Iceland 3. Bunk-ass shamrock was all seeds and stems 2. There were only 15 fights before 8 o’clock 1. You remember it

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Tippy Top Ten: Luongo Trade

EIC March 10, 2014

Here are the Tippy Top Ten Silver Linings in the Roberto Luongo Trade... 10. Without @strombone1, Daniel Sedin’s Pinterest will finally get the attention it deserves 9. Discounted Luongo bobbleheads are finally affordable to the working man 8. With slight…

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Tippy Top Ten: SFU Road Construction

EIC February 24, 2014

Here are the Tippy Top Ten worst things about the road construction at SFU... 10. It’s really messing up previously super convenient trip to school on top of a mountain 9.Your Sherpa wants a raise 8. New roads will be…

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Tippy Top Ten: Reading Week

EIC February 17, 2014

10. Spent entire week writing in ultimate act of rebelliousness 9. Without the usual crazy lines, finally visited SFU Art Gallery 8. Discovered your idea of “sleeping-in” has reached 4 p.m. 7. Coined a new term for masturbation then played…

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Tippy Top Ten: Sochi Olympics

EIC February 3, 2014

Tippy Top Ten Reasons You Aren’t Competing in the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics 10. Couldn’t find a fourth for your bobsleigh team 9. No one wants to see you in spandex 8. Missed introductory sexual orientation 7. It didn’t matchup…

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Tippy Top 10 List: John Tortorella

EIC January 27, 2014

Tippy Top 10 Ways John Tortorella is Planning to Spend His Suspension   10. Quality time with family, berating them to “play some fucking defense” 9. With Rodman in rehab, become best friends with Kim Jong Un 8. Commit numerous…

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Tippy Top Ten: SFU Observatory

EIC January 20, 2014

The weekly Peak Humour “Tippy Top 10” list is a hilarious and unique countdown of 10 jokes following a specific theme. It is completely original and in no way a rip-off of any segment from a popular late-night show hosted…

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