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10. Spent entire week writing in ultimate act of rebelliousness

9. Without the usual crazy lines, finally visited SFU Art Gallery

8. Discovered your idea of “sleeping-in” has reached 4 p.m.

7. Coined a new term for masturbation then played “flappy bird” a lot

6. Adjusted to life without the Tonight Show with Jay Leno

5. Watched world’s finest athletes compete in the Olympics due to being too lazy to reach for the remote

4. Found out “Reading Break” isn’t that big of a party in Cabo San Lucas

3. Practiced silent, unconscious, lying down form of meditation

2. Learned what “neknominate” means and counted it as studying for PoliSci

1. Reading, obviously

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