rodolfo boskovic

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How to Clean, Season, and Cook With Your Cast-Iron Excuses

Humour May 16, 2020

Written by Rodolfo Boskovic, Peak Associate Taking care of yourself can be a struggle once you’ve moved out, and there’s a lot to learn about how to manage your new household. Just look at your kitchen: it’s shocking how many different ways there are to clean a cast-iron pan! However, there’s one undersung staple of adulthood that everyone should be keeping in their drawer: a good old well-maintained cast-iron excuse. Excuses, valid or not, make for the perfect interactions. Nobody wants to hear their loved ones nagging at them about their shortcomings every half-hour! The truth may set you free,…

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Meet Bryan, the hero who watched your stuff for two minutes

Humour March 23, 2020

By: Rodolfo Boskovic, Peak Associate In life, it’s hard to find the extraordinary. Some of us go through life without seeing anything that makes us believe in a higher power or that anything that we do really matters. If we…

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Books to break out after reading break

Arts February 24, 2020

by Juztin Bello, Rodolfo Boskovic, Nicole Magas, Lubaba Mahmud, Zoe Vedova Book: Hero by Perry Moore Submitted by: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor [caption id="attachment_113393" align="alignnone" width="200"] Photo: Goodreads[/caption] Alright, picture this: Marvel, but gay.  This winning combination of superheroes and homosexuality…

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Leaked transcript: a hostage negotiation with a stupidly rich man

Humour January 29, 2020

Written by Rodolfo Boskovic, SFU Student DIAL TONE.  A PHONE IS PICKED UP OFF THE RECEIVER. ???: Who is this!? Listen! I’m holding a lit match and five litres of gasoline and I’m not afraid to use’em! FBI NEGOTIATOR: Sir,…

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With the archangels’ trumpets missing, God books SFU’s bagpipers to summon the Apocalypse

Humour November 22, 2019

Written by Rodolfo Boskovic, SFU Student Do you have a due date coming up? Forget about it. If you’ve had time to look outside lately, you might have noticed: it’s the end times, baby! I don’t know about you, but…

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