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SUBJECT: I am single-user access and your syllabus can try again later
March 3, 2020Written by Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer From: Cora P. Wright <[email protected]> To: Bob Auldmann <[email protected]>, Ted Bouks <[email protected]>, Moe Rinsane <[email protected]> Subject: I am single-user access and your syllabus can try again later Dear professors, I regret to inform you that I cannot complete the readings for this week’s class. Or, any other week’s for that matter. I have declared myself to be SINGLE-USER ACCESS only. What I mean is that I am not able to process the BS of your class’ readings right now. After all, SFU has access to only 1 copy of this student. Right now, I’ve…
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Professor Mark Jaccard’s lecture on climate emergency emphasizes the importance of sincerity and citizen action
February 24, 2020Written by: Madeleine Chan Mark Jaccard, SFU Distinguished Professor and Director of the School of Resource and Environmental Management, gave a talk about climate action at SFU’s Harbour Centre last week. He is also one of the four SFU experts…
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Lesbian Jesus Hayley Kiyoko blesses us with new EP
February 20, 2020by Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer I’m not religious, but if I was, Hayley Kiyoko would be my god. Following her debut 2018 (#20gayteen) album, Expectations, I’m Too Sensitive For This Shit (ITSFTS) marks Hayley Kiyoko’s fourth EP. Affectionaltely named “Lesbian…
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People without food restrictions should leave specialized foods for those who need them
February 16, 2020By: Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer Have you ever been to an event or party, gone over to the food table, and been disappointed at the limited, or non-existent, selection you can eat? If not, that’s great. If yes, then it’s probably…
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Our list of some of the best sex scenes in film
February 10, 2020by Madeleine Chan, Meera Eragoda, Zoe Vedova I know we have all seen it: a sex scene on television that is just too choreographed and perfect. It could be the teenagers whose first time is absolutely flawless, or the exact…
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Competitive worm charming: captivating, yet cruel
February 8, 2020By: Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer Yes, I was also surprised that this is an actual thing that people choose to do with their free time. But who am I to judge? I’m spending thousands of dollars and years of my…
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Gendered washrooms are redundant for our needs
February 8, 2020By: Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer Imagine this: you’re walking in the AQ after a long, boring class. Suddenly, you’re hit with the urge to relieve yourself. You scan your surroundings, desperately hoping to spot one of those little square signs…
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Students talk Lunar New Year
February 4, 2020By: Madeleine Chan, Kelly Chia, Vivien Ying Qi Li I have come to realize that the Lunar New Year represents a renewal of sorts for me. Every Lunar New Year, my paternal grandparents treat my family and I to a meal…
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Mount Burnabus: Rise of the SFU Olympians
February 3, 2020Written by Juztin Bello, Madeleine Chan, Kelly Chia, Gabrielle McLaren, and Zach Siddiqui If you read the Percy Jackson books, then you know that the twelve Olympian gods of Greek lore travel wherever the flame of civilization goes. The flame…
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Chilling Adventures of Sabrina swings into a new season with a fresh satanic squad
February 1, 2020by Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer She’s back, witches, and she’s not holding back. Part 3 of the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina has dropped on Netflix and things are amping up. The new season comes off of the high of last season’s…
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