HUMOUR
Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: August 2–8
August 2, 2021By: Kyla Dowling, Humour Editor ARIES: Isn’t it weird that Aries sounds like Ares, the Greek god of war? And that you’re at war with literally everyone you meet because of your incredibly over-competitive nature? Wow. What a strange coincidence.…
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The SFU Avocado’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad experiences
August 2, 2021By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer Dear SFU students, It is I, the famous SFU Avocado. I’d like you to know that, lately, my life has been peaceful. Since most students have not been here for about a year and…
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SFU student accidentally wins award for culinary excellence
July 28, 2021By: Jacob Mattie, Peak Associate Second-year SFU student Luke Kee was surprised after being voted the winner of an international award for culinary excellence on July 25. “Man, I don’t know,” Kee said to The Peak in an exclusive interview. “This…
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Person blames astrology for all their problems
July 28, 2021By: Kyla Dowling, Humour Editor and Local Astrology Bitch It started with the new moon in Cancer. TikTok astrologers, who are obviously very trustworthy because they say words like “exalted” and “decan,” said that whatever Cancer placements I had in my…
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Horoscopes: July 26–August 1
July 26, 2021By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor ARIES: You might think ordering one of the many different kinds of fruity Starbucks Refreshers is a good idea, but most people forget those things are loaded with caffeine. I know you’re going to order…
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The Simpsons predicted my death
July 26, 2021By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor So there I was, scrolling through Disney+ for literally anything to watch, when I stumbled upon The Simpsons. I had never watched it before, so I thought I would give it a shot. Hell, it’s…
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Four infamous tweets that should be made into feature films
July 21, 2021By: Emma Best, SFU Student You’ve heard of movies based on books, plays, TV shows, and even other movies — but what about a movie based on a tweet? Well, look no further, as the future of adaptation is upon…
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Top five things to do on campus when in-person classes are back
July 20, 2021By: Tiffany Chang, Peak Associate Walk as fast as humanly possible past AQ promoters so they don’t approach you You did this before COVID-19 hit, and you should do it again! To further increase your chances of not being approached,…
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Top Ten Simon Fraser University name alternatives
July 19, 2021By: Craig Allan, SFU Student Skunk Forest University We need to come up with a new name for the school’s athletics department anyway, so why not combine the two? Our opponents won’t see us coming because they’ll be totally distracted…
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