HUMOUR
Summer just started and it’s practically over
July 19, 2023By: Hailey Miller, Peak Associate Well, the longest day of the year has already come and gone. The day erupted into the sky at the crack of dawn, like a fleeting shimmer as the seasons pass by. If you blinked, you probably missed it, because summer just started, and it’s already on its way out. It’s been preparing for this all year — it knows Vancouver is the perfect place to throw some shade and keep us weather-complaining locals on our toes. So, the season comes and goes, and no one even knows. It’s a literal flip-flop, after all. But…
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A FIRE Story About My Day at SFU Burnaby
July 19, 2023By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer Disclaimer: This is a true story. I wish I could say it isn’t. Everyone’s heard about the fire that rocked the world (or just the Burnaby campus) on Wednesday, June 28. You might have been…
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Will U-Pass Your Summer Course?
July 19, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I was at the movies watching The Little Mermaid because, duh, and the fire alarm went off, and we had to evacuate! So obviously, I complain to the…
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Don’t talk to me and my unread emails
July 12, 2023By: Hailey Miller, Peak Associate Surely, I can’t be the only one who checks my emails one by one but never bothers to delete any of them. What about seeing notifications from texts and group chats and letting them mingle…
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Shared drives: the ultimate setup for a disaster in a group assignment
July 11, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Hey friends. I hope I’m not the only person struggling with this, but I seriously can’t think of any more ways to keep folders and documents organized. Folders are supposed to make life EASIER, not…
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Top 10 ways to conquer the fear of going out alone
July 7, 2023By: Cam Darting(pseudonym), SFU Student 1) Beyoncé, who? Just as Beyoncé has Sasha Fierce, you, too, should create an alter ego. Playing pretend lets you embody all the traits you wish you had, eventually allowing you to become the person…
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The secret life of the Bennett Library Asbestos
July 7, 2023By: Hailey Miller, SFU Student Hello there, it’s me, the Bennett Library Asbestos — your local campus enemy. I’ve been living on residence since the dawn of SFU’s inception, and let me tell you, what a ride it has been.…
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Here is this week’s student bulletin!
July 5, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate ANNOUNCEMENTS HOUSING AVAILABLE FOR RENT Comfortable 1-bedroom home with shared bunk bed, only 50 kilometres from SFU Burnaby campus, starting at just $1,340 per month (plus utility fees, parking permit, and wifi). Meals are not…
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I saw you: SFU edition
July 5, 2023By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer Tall athlete at the gym You saw me using the bench press and offered to spot me, even though I was with three of my friends. You had a red SFU athletics water bottle, matching…
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Top ten reasons to stress about midterms
June 29, 2023By: Hailey Miller, SFU Student Well, fellow students, it’s that time of the semester again. The blissful midterm season is in full swing. This year’s summer midterm agenda is overflowing with all-nighters, last-minute cram sessions, regrets of “why did I…
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