HUMOUR

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STORYTIME: THE DAY I FOUND OUT ONE OF THE EMPLOYEES AT MACKENZIE CAFE WAS MY MOTHER (part three)

Peak Web June 27, 2023

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Hi everyone! Welcome back to my channel! I know there’s been a bit of a delay . . . I was on vacation. Being an influencer is HARD WORK. Like, it’s literally 24/7, and no one in any other career could ever understand the workload. Like, I haven’t read The Communist Manifesto, but I have a feeling it’s about me, you know . . . I’m in my woke era.   Anyways, if you want a recap of the first two parts, ask the besties in the comments below. My subscribers are the best, and they…

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White paper with “choose joy” painted on it. The paper is surrounded by art supplies.
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The silver lining of not getting an RA living wage

Peak Web June 27, 2023

By: Anthony Houston, SFU student Content warning: mentions of disordered eating.  Over the past couple of weeks, I’ve seen many negative communications fly around about SFU’s lack of effort in bargaining negotiations, the strike, living wages, and blah blah blah.…

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An illustration of a girl with long flowing hair. Astrological signs and stars shine around her.
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Horoscopes June 26 – July 2

Peak Web June 27, 2023

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Aries To all of y’all Aries who get onto buses from the Transportation Centre near the stairs and piano, y’all really need to start taking advantage of the Transit Exchange near Blusson Hall so you…

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SFU Burnaby campus in the fall.
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Which SFU Campus are you most like?

Peak Web June 27, 2023

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer We’ve all spent at least one sleepless night hopelessly scrolling through Buzzfeed quizzes until 2:00 a.m., but I bet none of you know what SFU Campus you’re most like. Now is the time to find…

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Black pepper shaker with a “no” sign.
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My spice tolerance is embarrassing

Peak Web June 23, 2023

By: Isabella Urbani, Staff Writer Have you had the miserable experience of dealing with someone who can’t take a hint? Can’t take no for an answer? And somehow thinks sweet chilli chips (I’m talking about the Doritos version) are spicy.…

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Portrait of a woman posing in a large Barbie box. She is surrounded by pink items, including a rotary phone and ice skates.
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Pink convocation, unnecessary vent sesh, and opposite day?

Peak Web June 21, 2023

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I wore pink to my convocation as an homage to Barbie, Elle Woods, and Mean Girls (yes, it was on a Wednesday), and no one understood! How can…

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Local guy sprints to catch the SkyTrain, knowing damn well the next one arrives in two minutes

Peak Web June 21, 2023

By: Hailey Miller, SFU Student We’ve all seen him — that one guy who causes a scene at the SkyTrain station. The guy who appears out of nowhere and leaps up the escalator two steps at a time. Like a…

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Young person playing with three BARBIE dolls
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Exclusive fight scene from Greta Gerwig’s BARBIE

Peak Web June 19, 2023

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer Content warning: Mentions of graphic violence. As media members at The Peak, we’re lucky to have premium access to all sorts of events. In fact, we’re feeling so thankful that we want to share an…

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Over-the-top YouTube thumbnail with someone looking shocked. There is text in all caps that reads, “I FINALLY FOUND MY MOM”
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STORYTIME: THE DAY I FOUND OUT ONE OF THE EMPLOYEES AT MACKENZIE CAFE WAS MY MOTHER (part two)

Peak Web June 15, 2023

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Hi everyone! Welcome back to my channel! I decided to switch things up today and film this from my car while sipping my $9 Starbucks because my manager said it would make me more relatable.…

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Day in the life of a Burnaby Mountain bear

Peak Web June 14, 2023

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Hey, SFU bears! Welcome back to my blog! I was extra ecstatic about writing this week because we’ve had a beary interesting couple of days, from playing pranks on raccoons to going on a campus-wide…

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