HUMOUR
Why I support the BC rat takeover
November 14, 2023By: C Icart, Humour Editor As you know, cities in beautiful British Columbia (not my words; I just read it off a license plate) are constantly at the top of all sorts of lists. For example, Vancouver and Victoria are in the top five most expensive cities in so-called Canada. Isn’t this such a magical and fantastical accolade? However, I am here to shed light on the province’s most recent win: five BC cities made it into the top ten rattiest cities in Canada. Yeah, that’s right. We’ve got the astronomically high rent, we’ve got the pipelines, and baby we…
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SFU Student Bulletin Nov 13
November 14, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate NEWS AND UPDATES NEW ELECTIVE COURSE - AVAILABLE FROM SPRING 2024 SFU is excited to announce the completion of their new and highly anticipated course, Taking Transit 110. This course is made to help you…
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Peakie is here to help you navigate injustice
November 14, 2023By: Cam Darting and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, How do I get Vancouverites to up their fashion game? It is so exhausting to have everyone stare at me when I’m walking down Commercial Drive wearing a basic dress.…
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Miss Planet Earth is on fire
October 27, 2023By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer This year, Miss Planet Earth has reached new heights by setting her own personal best for the hottest summer on record. What an achievement! She’s really got a thing for outdoing herself. From sizzling hot…
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iPads should have calculators
October 24, 2023By: C Icart, Humour Editor I think it’s time we all came together and called on whoever is in charge of Apple (no, I will not look it up) to put a calculator on their wannabe PearPads. It is absolutely…
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The dark truth about plants
October 20, 2023By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer My name is Fern. I’m a small plant who lives in a cute little ceramic pot. My roots are buried in the dark soil. My life seems normal, but truthfully, I’m holding a dark secret. …
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Clapback from the backpacks
October 20, 2023By: C Icart, Humour Editor Alright, some serious backpack slander happened in this paper last week, and we’re not just going to lie down and take it. Who is we, you ask? Everyone sensible enough to know that backpacks are…
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Local enby whispers righty-tighty lefty-loosey to themselves as they assemble IKEA furniture
October 20, 2023By: C Icart, Humour Editor After a months-long arduous battle to get a single Metro Vancouver landlord to rent their overpriced apartment to them, 24-year-old Blue Rose (which is 100% not a pseudonym I am making up for myself) finally…
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SFU Student updates
October 18, 2023By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer This message is for all fall-obsessed undergraduate and graduate students as of October 2023. REMINDER: CLASSES CANCELLED ON HALLOWEEN This is your second-to-last reminder that classes, across all campuses, will be cancelled this Halloween. A…
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Pomeranians, performances, and properties, oh my!
October 17, 2023By: Kaja Antic, Sports Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I was at the SFU Gallery in the AQ admiring a painting of a very cute pomeranian when I saw its eyes move ever-so-slightly like they were following…
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