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Hate mail for my oral contraceptive
February 14, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor Dear bitch — I mean pill, Listennnn, before anyone comes for me for coming for you, I will acknowledge that you don’t screw everyone over. But just because you’re playing nice with other people does not mean I don’t get to call you out for just sitting there in silence while my doctor told me “there’s basically no side effects” to me taking you. You knew that was a lie! I bet you were sitting in your little blister pack giggling, knowing the havoc you were about to wreak on my body. When you came…
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Ms. Valentine Presents: SFU Hookup Locations
February 12, 2024By: Izzy Cheung, staff writer Hello, all you SFU lovebirds! I, Ms. Valentine, have wisdom to bestow on all couples, from those who met in class last week to the high school sweethearts (congrats on making it this far). Think…
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The great wall of SFU under siege
February 12, 2024By: Sude Guvendik, Staff Writer Dear SFU climbers, Hold onto your harnesses because there’s some wild news — the SFU Climbing Wall, that vertical haven of chalky holds and triumphant climbs, has been closed since mid-December. And get this: nobody…
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STORYTIME: THE SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM HAS A FINSTA (part 2)
February 6, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor Hi everyone! Welcome back to my channel! Can I get a little commotion in the comments for my new background? I wanted to make sure y’all could see my luxury purses. We’ve come a long…
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SFU Alert: Transit strikes again
February 6, 2024By: Sonya Janeshewski, SFU Student January 23, 2024, 8:20 a.m.: All students are required to join the hiking club in light of the transit strike Students If you are enrolled in at least one course for the Spring 2024 term,…
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My 2023 Wrapped was so wrong
February 6, 2024By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer The end-of-year has come and gone, and we’re left longing for recaps and wrap-ups that were conveniently forgotten until we were graciously reminded of all that was put into the void of online data without…
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STORYTIME: THE SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM HAS A FINSTA
January 31, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor Hi everyone! Welcome back to my channel! I’m sure everyone has been wondering where I’ve been because y’all are obsessed with me. And truthfully, I needed to take a little social media break. I know…
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Peakie gets real
January 30, 2024By: Cam Darting, SFU Student and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I started crocheting to help manage stress, but now there are crochet mushrooms everywhere in my apartment. They’ve taken on a life of their own. Don’t get me…
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Horoscopes January 29 – February 2
January 30, 2024By: Cam Darting, SFU Student Aries March 21–April 19 The heavens have chosen. Aries is represented by Sikowitz. Just like the eccentric drama teacher, Arieses have no filter and are quite forgetful. This may land you in a sour situation,…
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Dear Peakie: Where Are They Now?
January 23, 2024By: Sonya Janeshewski, SFU Student and Olivia Visser, Copy Editor Dear Peakie, Last time we spoke, you gave me advice on how to perfect my dad-sona. After much introspection, I found that I’m less of a punny dad and more…
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