HUMOUR
How to dress like a professor
October 24, 2024By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer If you’re looking for inspiration for a niche fashion archetype, you don’t have to look to your fave celebs; the professors of SFU are underrated fashion icons. Here’s an essential guide to help you find your true academic chic. Starting with bottoms, the hottest looks of most tenured profs are usually some form of khaki, cargo, or loose denim jeans. These pants are functional — 15 different pockets for keeping pens, sticky notes, and granola bars — and extremely versatile. They keep everyone around them guessing: are they going to class, or are they going…
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Horoscopes October 21–27
October 22, 2024By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19 It’s not easy to find a matching top and bottom of a swimsuit when you wake up 10 minutes before you have to leave. Summertime is when you have daily outings…
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Quiz: Which Moo Deng are you?
October 22, 2024By: Michelle Young, Copy Editor Your Blenz order (warm milk) is wrong. You: Spit it out immediately. Despite the barista’s apology and offer to remake your drink, you insist on talking to the manager and lecture them about how you…
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SFU student updates: Happy birthday!
October 17, 2024By: Sarah Sorochuk, SFU Student You’ve spoken, and we’ve listened! Problematic professors? Well, we have a solution! Put them on trial! Legal studies are always looking for a case study. So, it’s the best of both worlds: help yourself and…
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Don’t play with Peakie
October 17, 2024By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, We have officially begun the season where SFU Burnaby gets permanently enveloped in a deep fog. I’ve been told this is just the clouds, but are you sure…
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Conservatives consider adding Indigenous rights to top 50 list of priorities within the next 60 years
October 15, 2024By: Jordan PEEterson, Alt-Right Political Personality (swears he’s not racist) The BC Conservatives are considering adding Indigenous rights to their list of priorities sometime within the next 60 years if it is profitable in some way. Of course, reconciliation and…
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Horoscopes October 14 – 20
October 15, 2024By: Amrit Kamaal, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19 The second the clock strikes 12 on September 1, you never miss a beat to run to your local coffee shop for a pumpkin spice latte. Maybe it’s an obsession, but…
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Build your perfect Dining Commons meal and we’ll tell you when you should start studying for your midterms
October 11, 2024By: Izzy Cheung, Arts & Culture and Sports Editor Hello friend! Welcome to SFU’s Dining Commons. Where are you coming from? I just finished back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back lectures. . . . I don’t actually know. I actually just came back from The…
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Using public transit is superior
October 9, 2024By: Yagya Parihar, SFU Student Some time back, a friend told me about how “embarrassingly high” her car insurance is. Soon after, I read an opinion piece in The Peak complaining about parking on campus. I thought to myself, “You…
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Horoscopes October 7 – 13
October 7, 2024By: Tam Nguyen, Staff Writer Aries March 21–April 19 Breaking news: Aries, Queen Bee of the New York Socialites, is stepping down after her scandalous angry outburst at her friend because “she chews too loud.” I wonder who’s next in…
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