HUMOUR
The sweet potato in cupboard is my inspiration
October 5, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor They say you shouldn’t meet your heroes, but some of us didn’t have a choice. Some of us met our heroes way before they became our heroes. We met them at the grocery store in the produce aisle. They were chilling with all the other sweet potatoes, and taking a sweet potato home is a pretty normal thing to do when you’re at the grocery store. So, we brought the little spud home even though we don’t even really like sweet potatoes and stored it in our cupboard for the day we wake up with…
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SFU Student Bulletin: Week of October 1 – 6
October 3, 2024By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Announcements OCTOBER BOO-PASS NOW AVAILABLE — This spooky season, all SFU students are eligible for the limited-time BOO-Pass, which allows access to all haunted areas of the old SFU buildings. Go on, admire SFU’s boo-talist…
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Peakie strikes again with advice!
October 2, 2024By: Sarah Sorochuk, SFU Student and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I am an avid transit user. Name any bus, I’ve been on it. My favourite part of being on the bus is standing in front of the red…
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CONFESSIONALS: I take a moment of silence after making a large purchase to make peace with the money I have let slip away
October 2, 2024By: Yulissa Huamani, SFU student Every time I leave the house, I promise myself I will only buy something if it’s absolutely necessary. Something that still surprises me a lot is that taxes are added at the end of a…
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I can’t keep my succulents alive for the life of me . . . or them
September 26, 2024By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer The ultimate adulting is caring for a plant — and I don’t mean a fake fern to fill up space and contribute to the ambiance of your grown-up décor. This isn’t amateur hour . .…
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Tell us your favourite Month of Welcome event and we’ll determine what your Twitter account looks like
September 26, 2024By: Amrit Kamaal, Peak Associate SFUReady You made sure to attend each stall to scoop up all the freebies. You had to sweet-talk for some of them, but you’re not above that. Of course, that sweetness is a front. You…
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Message from the president: An update on the official SFU mascot shortlist
September 26, 2024By: Petra Chase, Editor-in-Chief Since McFogg the Dog was let go in 2018, the Board of Directors has been hard at work deciding who will replace him as SFU’s new official mascot. Finding a mascot worthy of representing our comprehensive…
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Message from the president: The role of universities in times of genocide
September 23, 2024By: Freida Watermelon, SFU Student September 23, 2024 As president of SFU, I am often asked by students, faculty and staff to take a stance on partisan political matters and current events. I usually have no problem doing this as…
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If the CRA really wanted my money, they’d pick up when I call
September 18, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor It’s not tax season, but I would like to talk about taxes anyway. After all, this is my section; I can write about whatever I want (oop, our editor-in-chief has just informed me that is…
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Hot study spots: Vancouver campus edition
September 18, 2024By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer What better way to bid a warm welcome back to the scholarly season than by seeking out the hottest study spots around the Vancouver campus? Hot girls study in hot spots, you know! The Vancouver…
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