HUMOUR
SFU Student Bulletin: Week of November 11–17
November 17, 2024By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Dear SFU students, while you’re busy doomscrolling post-US election, please don’t forget to read this student bulletin. Important Announcements Are you ready to get lucky this win-ter by entering the snoring contest? Since it’s cozy season now, we’re giving you a chance to win soundproofing materials for your bedroom so that you’ll never disturb other people again! All you have to do is record yourself snoring the best snores, send it to [email protected], and you’re all set! Winners will be announced on December 10 and chosen based on snoring volume, strength, technique, and confidence. Is…
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The phone call drama between Furstenau and Rustad
November 17, 2024By: Maria Fernanda Osorio Arredondo, SFU Student Sonia Furstenau was in her popular era after the initial count of votes of the 2024 provincial election. Since no party had enough seats to form the majority in the 93-seat legislature, the…
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I checked my phone to get my MFA code, and now I’m spiralling down the social media rabbit hole
November 10, 2024By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer I have a love-hate relationship with multi-factor authentication (MFA). OK, mostly hate. It’s a pain in the ass, but at the same time, it fends off the hackers . . . or so they tell…
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SFUnexplained: Do I see another “out of order” sign?
November 7, 2024By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Can someone please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks it’s very odd that an increasing number of things at SFU are going out of order? I don’t know whether we’re getting closer…
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Horoscopes November 4–10
November 6, 2024By: Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik, News Writer Aries March 21–April 19 Stop and smell the flowers, err . . . pet the raccoons. But seriously, just relax. You’re getting too far ahead of yourself these days. You should take a step back…
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Peakie helps you navigate the aftermath of the atmospheric river
November 6, 2024By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, A couple weeks ago, when I was in bed manifesting that my basement would get flooded soon, an ATMOSPHERIC RIVER was not what I meant. My bestie, who’s…
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October 31 is approaching and I’m not ready!
October 30, 2024By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Are you still contemplating whether to be cute or scary? A character or an object? Don’t you worry; I’ve got tons of ideas in store for you. Take a look at this list of Halloween…
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Horrorscopes: October 28 – November 3
October 28, 2024By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19 Aries! The Karens of fall. You have just awakened in time for spooky season and are entering your natural state. Be aware not everyone is like you! They won’t care when…
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The workplace is missing something — MORE EFFECTIVE MICROMANAGEMENT
October 24, 2024By: Yildiz Subuk, Staff Writer Are you missing a deep connection with your employees? Do you feel like sometimes that manager-employee bond is lacking? Do your employees poop on company time a little too long, which takes away from their…
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1, 2, 3, 4, We don’t want Outlook no more!
October 24, 2024By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate I apologize for bringing this up because I’m sure most of you are still grieving the discontinuance of the old SFU Mail system. However, due to my frustrations with Outlook, I need to rant. I…
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